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@melfice.bsky.social

I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward. If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it. Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.

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Latest posts by melfice.bsky.social on Bluesky

"This other streamer you know well and have collabbed with in the past is also streaming.

Incentivice me to stay in your stream instead."

17.02.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I'm not insulting you by making the comparison, but that paint scheme is giving me strong Dr. Doom vibes.

And I'm here for it.
Love it!

11.02.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two muppets sit on a balcony with the words quit while you 're ahead ALT: two muppets sit on a balcony with the words quit while you 're ahead
10.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know D&D?
Yeah?
Yeah?
You know all about D&D, yeah?
What about D&D?
*snorts*
D&Deez NUTS!

...

...

10.02.2026 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.
Oh!

/Oh, no!/

08.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image that reads fascist dildo cleanup crew in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo.

Following, a description of the logo for those who don't know the teenage mutant ninja turtles. You can end the readout here if you are familiar with the logo:
The words fascist, dildo, and cleanup are white letters in a red upside down trapezoid shape outlined in black, while the word crew is in green letters with a black outline. The word crew is shaped like an arch.

An image that reads fascist dildo cleanup crew in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo. Following, a description of the logo for those who don't know the teenage mutant ninja turtles. You can end the readout here if you are familiar with the logo: The words fascist, dildo, and cleanup are white letters in a red upside down trapezoid shape outlined in black, while the word crew is in green letters with a black outline. The word crew is shaped like an arch.

(I know... we're one syllable off, but I couldn't not.)

08.02.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm... I'm not the only one who sees Brennan Lee Mulligan, right?

#BrennanLeeMulligan #StarTrek

07.02.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unironically, it does look kinda cool.

Like an acid wash effect, or something.

06.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where does one apply to become a human Red Panda climbing tree?

06.02.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday would have been the best time.
Today is the next best time.

But, tomorrow? Just after waking up?
Well, I gosh-darn reckon it'd put a little extra pep in my step. Might even conjure a little smile on my face, in spite of my current mood and morbs.

28.01.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*if nobody

25.01.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd nobody cares for the names, then team name plus number (ie. Chimera-1, Chimera-5, etc.) may just be the way to go.

Bonus points if you can make the teammembers should really annoyed about it as well.

"Teamle- ugh... Chimera-1 here."

25.01.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, hang on here then.
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people" isn't true anymore?

Bye bye second amendment!

25.01.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright.
Bring in the orcas!

Let's test that boat!

24.01.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#HarmonyGlen - Born To Fly High...

Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song.

It's got that same vibe to it.

07.01.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, this sets a lovely precedent.

Kidnapping heads of state without punishment is now on the table for anybody.
And I *am* looking for a get-rich-quick job.

03.01.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fozzy would be a bard as well.
With a shared background with Kermit, of course.

Kermit is the straight-man, Fozzy is the foil.

Yesss... yes, I see it.

Sam the Eagle is, of course a Paladin, I'm thinking.

25.12.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After that uppercut, you can see Chase going: "What the hell, dude... anybody could have dodged that!"

Just straight up confusion after that hit.

21.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They say honey is good for your health, right?
I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety.

SkΓ₯l, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead.
Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)

19.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wat is dat Nieuw Van De Dag op SBS6 toch een openlijke rechtse propaganda programma.

Ik krijg er de kriebels van.

17.12.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself

16.12.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2464    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

"Felt cute. Might join the Underground instead later"-line.

12.12.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody should ask #FIFA for their #PeacePrize.

Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace.
You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.

08.12.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we see the current sketch you're working on...?

Just, y'know, to make sure it's not Ally with a comically large strap on...

27.11.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.
I see now.
This is different.

I have no idea why paragraphs are made bold.

I'm so sorry! The flipping of the pages went a bit too quick for me...

26.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am NOT in any way, shape, or form an expert on the matter.
So, I will be very happy to be corrected if I am wrong! Please do, and @ me so I can learn!

But I believe the seemingly random bolding of words are attention grabbers, to keep your focus on the text and prevent mind-wandering.

26.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Add 5 features to support adding 1 feature.

Amazing.

25.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The absolute despondency I feel!

To wish to shake the hand of a person who doesn't exist.

20.11.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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