Dreadful ExMile

Fan art of Nick Valentine from the videogame Fallout. He's on a Valentine's Day card. There is text that says "You're Synthly Amazing, Valentine!"

Happy Valentine's Day!

Batman also likes to pose on the top of cathedrals in the rain.

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HE LIVES IN *GOTH*AM !!!

Batman also has a son named Damien!

He's had TWO movies directed by Tim Burton!

He's Captain Goth.

(I don't actually know if Jericho is gay, but he seems like he would be, and Raven would still be his bestie regardless)

Batman: rides around in a bat-shaped car, plane, and boat
Raven: does not have car, plane or boat.

Batman's wife? Catwoman. A woman who dresses like a black cat. Like the most Goth thing imaginable.

Raven's husbands? A green anime boy, a ginger (or black guy) who can run really fast, and a mute twink.

a picture of Raven from Teen Titans Go

Batman is DC's "goth superhero". He's way more goth/emo than Raven, at least.

Batman: Dresses like a black bat.
Raven: Dresses like a blue/purple bird.

Batman: Lives in a spooky mansion/cave.
Raven: Lives in her bedroom.

Batman: Punches everything.
Raven: A pacifist

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

wdym this is 3 years old

"My friend and her chair would like a word with you." #ff7

Fan art of April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. April has one hand on her hip and is looking toward the viewer. It's April from the 1987 cartoon, but she's wearing an outfit similar to April from the 2012 cartoon (yellow t-shirt, jean shorts, and black leggings). Surrounding April are a bunch of Foot Soldiers, all dressed in white.

Channel 6's finest 🟡🔥

But there's a Mara Jade in Star Wars! You'd think that could give them at least a clue...

I was only on the island because I heard there was a gyrados

LØra CrØft

*sees the name Cara*
"This person's name is Sierra"

Sounds like someone I'd get along with.

I've seen people play through the games and still call her "Laura" even though they've heard everyone in the game call her "Lara". I dunno why people are so dense.

Larry Krowft

This isn't like some Romance of the Three Kingdoms name like "Xiahou Dun" or "Xi Zhicai" or "Taishi Ci"...

Lara = Rhymes with Cara.

it's very simple!

A picture of Lara Croft looking annoyed.

Nerds can correctly pronounce the names of every Glup Shitto in Star Wars but can't be bothered to learn an actual real human name like "Lara". It's not "Laura". It's never been "Laura". No one in the games calls her "Laura".

Fan art of April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Got a new April piece to post later today!

A picture of the videogame Jaws for the NES.

I saw that they're releasing a remastered (?) version of NES Jaws. I guess the game achieved such a Legendarily Awful status that it became a meme...

My dad bought me the NES version way back in the day. I still have it...

Zhuge Liang: How dare you prattle about celestial orbits to me! Wang Lang: @Zhuge Liang L + don't care + we have the Madate of Heaven + didn't ask + celestial orbits have shifted + cope + skill issue + peasant + seethe + not virtuous + touch your decaying grass + you fell off + stfu + cringe + bozo + not based + get a life + stay mad

please consult the chart

Fan art of Liberty Prime from the video game "Fallout 3".

Democracy is non-negotiable 🦅🗽

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My car when its tires touch the smallest patch of ice on the road:

Sheenah is cosplaying as Claire Redfield from the video game Resident Evil: Code Veronica (2000). She's looking back her shoulder, pointing two fake machine guns to the camera.

Happy 26th anniversary, Code Veronica! 🎉

My favorite game of all time 🥰

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#residentevil #codeveronica #recv #claireredfield #cosplay #capcom

Prince halftime show stage

Funniest part about this "anti-woke halftime show" is that the undeniable absolute best halftime show of all time was staged on a giant glowing symbol of gender fluidity