Iphigenia V

I'll never STOP loving rubber but at this point I'm not a professional nor am I in The Lifestyle™️ and maybe I just want to hang out in my stupid little outfits without having to make it A Thing.

I feel like I've become very disconnected from the fetish scene in the wake of a very long surgery convalescence and maybe the break is nice?

I've just got new latex and my only plans for it are to wear it around the house because maybe some things can just be for me.

Charlie Brown Had Hoes etc.

just saw a street brawl break out over whether you were going to put chives or scallions on it

real scary stuff

The persecution of trans people in this godforsaken country is monstrous but also "Iridescent Riffel" has to be in consideration for one of the greatest trans woman names of all time.

Critical support to Iridescent Riffel; don't let the bastards get you down.

I love trans people so much.

I will never forgive America for what they did to Iraq, Afghanistan and country music post 9/11.

Does a Mustang corner well? Fuck no.

Can it accelerate in a straight line without the rear kicking out? Also no.

Therein lies the joy of a Mustang because it genuinely cannot do anything.

I don't believe in gambling except for when it comes to rental car roulette because sometimes it results in a Mustang which is the silliest possible vehicle.

I did not know boxed pre-made pilaf existed until I was a teenager and ever since then it has been my sworn enemy. I refuse to buy it on principle. Making it from scratch is so easy that it's literally the first thing I ever learned to cook.

Plenty of people slap canned or frozen vegetables in rice pilaf. It's so easy and extremely worth it.

the secret that they don't want you to know is making rice pilaf from scratch is almost as easy as making the uncle ben's boxed horseshit and it tastes 4000 times better

the wisdom of my Armenian ancestors lives within me

Imagine of a white woman on the phone calling the police on a bunch of Black people hanging out in a park. She is popularly referred to as "Barbecue Betty".

You know exactly who called the cops

narrow stairs fuckin rips so you don't have to tell me twice

the brits love sploshing so this checks out

I am just now realizing that "Cath..." is about Wuthering Heights.

HOW DID I NOT PICK UP ON THIS UNTIL TYOOL 2026

Let us not forget that JD Vance killed Pope Francis so I can't imagine the Vatican is in a forgiving mood.

1-800-WERE-BACK

WHY DO I HAVE TO SHOVEL SNOW. WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TOIL; THAT'S FOR MEN ONLY.

Greg Ginn hijacking the SST instagram stories would be a sight to behold [derogatory]

Wang Laboratories absolutely would be posting through it

The dunks up the street from me is closed so you know it's serious

If I can't go to Jacksonville and pound Malibu in a Kowloon-style kitsch palace while sitting next to a guy who swears his actual name is Jake Jortles and he's a local legend for saving a tourist from a shark attack on Daytona Beach (and this is all true) then Florida has lost the mandate of heaven

if you can't get piss drunk at a chinese restaurant in sf then the gentrifiers and tech bros have truly won

This is exactly what I'm talking about. I KNEW ATLANTA WOULD COME THROUGH ON THIS.

florida is a godless wasteland where good taste and culture go to die

Some people even prefer better things over less good things

I want literally any model of station wagon so bad.

WE RETVRN TO THE PROMISED LAND OF PRACTICAL CARS

OH ALL OF THAT TOO IS STILL A PROBLEM

please i need this to go badly and for everyone to lose all respect for this dumbass country

Boston suburb threatens to cancel World Cup matches at Gillette Stadium over security funds dispute The town of Foxborough said it will withhold an essential entertainment license if it doesn't receive funding to foot security costs during the tournament by March 17

No one wants to pay for the necessary security for the World Cup matches and it could potentially cancel them

www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/...

i am so invested in the foxboro, ma world cup security drama and if anyone can fuck this up it has to be intransigent massholes