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we need to stop Vinny from making poop cookies like seriously

fuck family fr

hey there. you test run often? :P

a special Sideways Heaven for people killed by someone holding their gun sideways

i feel like this website is dead. idk if that's just me

being poly feels like I'm playing with fire

if you have 20K posts on your Insta you are not sane

my friend @mboezi.bsky.social made this cool album that everyone is talking about and now I should talk about it so here u go o7

nicken chuggets

weevil

Now more than ever.

he's the greatest filmmaker of all time wymmmmmmm

Getting mad at an autistic person for trying to relate to you by sharing a personal experience is kinda bizarre and I see this time and time again especially online.

Like yeah, you had your turn to speak and now it's theirs. That's how conversations work?!?

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦

You know, if a small percentage of the US Electorate were just fine with a woman President, I'd be sitting here on a Saturday morning, enjoying my coffee, and not Doom Scrolling wondering what on earth is going on

If you are worried about food and are looking for a cheap way to make sure you have some, rice and beans make a complete protein. You can buy both rice and dried beans in bulk and they are easy to store

(Plus, once you cook your own beans you'll never go back to canned)

The Autism Awareness “Paradox” …

Them:
*spends millions on raising *awareness* of Autism*

Previously unaware Autistic people:
“oh wow! I now am aware that *I* am Autistic!”

Them:
“Where are all these Autistic people coming from?”

if ppl make me uncomfy I will send them to the shadow realm

no

being edgy is never ok when you're trying to make friends c:

I know several incredible humans who are neurodivergent. None of them celebrate like that. None of them cheer like that. None of them wave like that. None of them. It’s not a spectrum thing, it’s a him thing, and they all know it.

Turns out it was dictator from Day 1 on

With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,

NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off

Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory

Be an ally

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???