George Wishart

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/

Still waiting for a more efficient explanation of everything than "Everyone got brain damage from Covid": the airline executives charging a $155 predatory premium for legroom, the guy deciding to customize his own flight experience, the chain of command aborting the whole flight—busted mind-traffic!

It's the golden rule of grievance politics: you will never be happy. You are a permanent captive to the infinity goalpost.

White righties: this Super Bowl halftime pick is terrible. They should get someone conservative and hip, like this 96 year old cop I know who has a bluegrass band called Burning Crosses

And somehow convince reporters to not push back and say “how on earth do you not see anything he ever says? Hell, isn’t it part of your job to be aware of what the President is saying and doing?”

It's clear by now that the Democrats won't press this case as aggressively as it needs to be pressed, and the media won't do that unless they have Democrats' quotes to use as a springboard either.

They won't do this work, so it's even more important that we circulate these stories ourselves.

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

I think I had a post a while ago that was like “I’ll take Bill Kristol if I must but I’ll be damned if I’ll take Frum”

anyway,

She’s deeply unimpressive.

Kash sending the chats he was having with the AI Amelia Earhart bot who kept saying RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES every time he asked her where she was

The Baileys saw a Mamdani ad and told him “be more like that guy”

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Vlad Guerrero Jr., at a preposterous height, sliding headfirst into home. He is captioned "Me" and home plate is captioned "a few small beers"

He’s too busy asking his stepson about the porn he watches

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

Does Dolty Parton want one of my kidneys? I don’t even care if she needs it. She can just have it if she wants.

Within a decade, SCOTUS will make it legal for queer kids to be murdered in the town square.

Cool, totally chill move.

“Win it for my administration and each of its policies.”
“Yes sir.”

Pete Hegseth is furiously screaming "I SAID NO FATTIES!"

Why are they sending extras from the “Da Bears” sketch to Illinois? These guys are straight out of Chicagoland central casting.

Ahh yes, Spacek

Peck
Casey Affleck
Malek (ugh)
Swank
Bullock

I got 5 and I’m stuck. 3 guys, 2 ladies

Last name I assume?

You mean the thing you banned a year ago?

Why wouldn’t you guys communicate this to users when you changed your mind?

Seriously, you people need to hire a PROFESSIONAL COMMS TEAM. This shit is pathetic and embarrassing.

This y'all's king?

Hiring a great social team does NOT make this man on your side.

A great way to turn the temp down here as @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com and @aaron.bsky.team want would be to stop communicating site policies and practices with individual users or on their timelines and hire a comms person who is a professional communicator to do all the front facing interaction.