hes in jail

#catsky

“You are most likely to get mono if you are between 15-24 years old”

so happy 25th birthday to me 🥲

he’s beautiful

Got the email today that my job might be “a waste of taxpayer dollars” so that’s amazing and awesome and great

#catsofbluesky

“Subscribe if you enjoy”
Aaron please I appreciate your updates but I do not think that’s the right word 🙃

Can anyone explain what “fresh linen” scent actually is? That’s not a smell itself, that’s an item that only has the scent of whatever you used to wash it

Same honestly. I got here last week and have just decided to embrace posting a cat a day because I don’t know what’s happening 😅

I’ve been seeing a lot of Carmen Sandiego references this week so it feels like a good time to confess that I only know who that is because I briefly dated a guy who wrote a song named after her

Didn’t work out with the guy but the song plays in my head all the time

The snow is moving at unnatural/ different speeds, the movements are randomly blurred (especially visible at the top of the baby owl’s head), and this is not natural owl behavior.

can we please keep AI off bluesky, that garbage is for fb

double feature to celebrate the end of this painfully long week

My job is funded by a federal grant that they had to rush to award and sign the contract for because they knew Trump would try to take it down.

Should he be able to? No. But look what else he’s done and how many other people have lost their jobs.

Living in a red state is so embarrassing. I have never once felt like my vote has mattered, and yet these people claim to represent *me*

Blinded by the light but happy

he is Unhelpful

everything i’m seeing on tiktok this week is scary and very serious but not a single person in my life is taking about any of it

cat carrying ping pong ball
that is all

Imagine watching that sermon and thinking it was "nasty." We elected a man who thinks mercy has no place in a house of worship. God help us.

i’m gonna say it… (deep breath) i have missed my google pixel every single day for the past two years that i’ve had an iphone.

flat n round

He sometimes drinks the puddles but it seems like he just likes watching the splashes lol

Ye he likes when it’s dripping just a little bit

he’s so relatable

Today’s cat picture brought to you by Gideon

Nah you can make tiktoks in your pjs for sure

I can’t delete my meta accounts because they’re my personal photo albums of a decade of life updates, but maybe I should just start taking those posts and turning them into physical photo albums and home video tapes.

As they did in Ye Olden Days.

I don’t trust Meta or X, and I don’t trust that TikTok is going to remain separate from them. Bluesky seemed like it had potential but I’m hoping it’s not just an echo chamber.

Meta or Musk for me. The bored billionaire celebrities have already done enough.

Cat post of the day