Criss 🏳️‍🌈

See if wee readers before but now they're like milk bottle bases I've got on my face. Thankfully I do only need them for like computer use and such. I can muddle through doing other shit without them.

I was blown away but how clear my phone was. Looked like I'd got a new screen

It's mad eh? I realised I needed to accept it when I was taking pictures of small print on bottles and packets and stuff and zooming in to read it 😅🥸🤓

A man with messy hair and round glasses. He's tired.

The auld eyeballs decided they'd done their work so it was time for milk bottle lenses. It's WILD how much clearer everything is.

a group of women are dancing around a fire . Alt: a group of women are dancing around a fire .

Happy Samhain everyone 👊

It's early Christmas/birthday/fun times. Thats what it is.

Oooh mystery gifts! Genuinely the most exciting of all the deliveries.

Wee Ralphy having a chill.

Wee Ralph is going home again today. Back with us again on 22nd. Quite a gap this time, I'm going to miss him 😭

I made an amazing toad in the hole tonight, not something I've ever made or considered making before, but it was a success, and I had lots of fun doing a Nandor every time I walked by the oven

A wee dachshund wrapped up in his special blanket.

Is he no just the cutest 🐾

And that's wee Ralphy boy away home until 27th.

Yeah, Glasgow now Pride is pretty nonexistent. There's a march of course and the bars do their best, there's some stuff at the Barrowlands, but it's been gutted. Awful to think the same thing is happening in Manchester of all places.

Again same in Glasgow 2018. Moved from the Green to Kelvingrove Park, total mess, folk with pre-booked tickets stood for 5 hours in a queue getting told the park was at capacity then all getting fucked out so 8 year olds could go and watch steps with their maw and da. Horror show.

Similar to what happened up here in 2018, everything went tits up, nobody got paid, it was a huge money grab featuring Steps and focused on maw paw and the kids coming for that. Utter disaster, loads of promises to make it right, then a dissolved company. Horrible.

I saw their press release earlier. A whole lot of words to say nothing. I feel for you guys, you're experience the shit we've had over the last few years. Pride needs to be community lead cause this making it a paid for festival leads to the bad place every time.

I literally just discovered that Monzo credit cards glow in the dark last week, and then BAM! Fraud on the bastard after having it for 100 years.

Pain in the hoop eh. Thank fuck Monzo are on it. Slightly more worrying tho, I'm now getting someone trying active card checks on my Monzo debit card from the US. So everything is frozen now 🙄

Oh bastards. Some cuntbag thing called Kreatickets just cunted 232 quid off my credit card! Thank fuck for Monzo, notification, fraud, blocked, refund, new card. What the fuck.

He might be slightly overstimulated now, so that's another issue to deal with before bed, but a very successful day all round.

Babysitting lil Baba Ralph this week, and doing some training with him. So far he's mastered walking to heel, not loosing his shit walking past other dogs that ignore him, and having fun meeting new people in the pub with his uncles Criss and Jamie.

Oh big time. Imagine being the person responsible for that 😅 actual worst Monday ever.

That actually worked!! Cheers!

yeah aot of folk in my work were VF broadband, and remote working kinda failed for them today.

Mine is showing emergency calls only just now. Thankfully I don't have Vodafone WiFi so I didn't notice until I seen a news alert and my IT team sent out a bulletin that all out work phones were offline.

Huh Vodafone really is fucked eh

Trump cleanse

Super productive Saturday of catching up with dog job paperwork, deep cleaning everything and helping my neighbours with a bunch of stuff. Now I don't know what to do with myself.

I'm on my own in work today, like utterly teamless, zero chat, it's fairly dull.

Blowup Halloween decorations. One is a ghost holding a banner saying BOO! And the other is 3 pumpkins, orange, like a snowman of pumpkins.

Also this happened tonight. My husband is a lunatic and randomly coming home with stuff like this is why I love him.

Another 3 points on Sunday from Belarus, ThankyaVeryMuch