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@ijumpedout.bsky.social

ijumpedout was at his lowest... 24 he/him

330 Followers  |  157 Following  |  159 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.6985

Latest posts by ijumpedout.bsky.social on Bluesky

We lowkey need a nuclear slay

05.02.2025 13:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uhm... why is the primordial beast at my doorstep

05.02.2025 04:11 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Now everybody wicked like they sippin' green tea
Up in the Shiz, is where you'll find me
I do it real big, yeah I do it Grande
If you about that Oz shit, please don't remind me
I step in this classroom just to make Glinda smirk
I get on the floor just to make my Elphie twerk

24.12.2024 12:15 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

im going to share something very important stay tuned

24.12.2024 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We lowkey need the ottoman empire back

23.12.2024 13:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And still ended Fadga mind you

18.12.2024 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who up whatting their chile?

17.12.2024 22:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait i forgot what i was obsessed with

09.12.2024 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obsessed

09.12.2024 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

06.12.2024 02:40 — 👍 21772    🔁 2059    💬 341    📌 100
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a woman wearing a black beret stands in front of a sign that says montreal station ALT: a woman wearing a black beret stands in front of a sign that says montreal station

I gotta give scat to you, and you, and you
Can't be grateful, gotta be hateful
Gotta be hateful, can't be grateful

05.12.2024 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oinka Flopnaj jumped and caused a tsunami???

05.12.2024 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh you got the serve yasss

05.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#ijumpedout300KonBlueSkyGala omggg the ijumpedoutinators are so kind for making this hashtag trend ♥️♥️

05.12.2024 17:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait hes kinda mother rn

05.12.2024 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...

25.10.1511 20:26 — 👍 10335    🔁 4616    💬 50    📌 153

goodness knows the wicked paints dl trade

03.12.2024 03:53 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

How are you not dl when you follow ijumpedout

02.12.2024 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yesss it’s her day

02.12.2024 12:58 — 👍 49    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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a group of people are laughing and having fun in a theater ALT: a group of people are laughing and having fun in a theater

And if the first two bloomfs
Are ever the same,
you drop em both
and say the name like
BOP,
Bop switch it up like FLOP

02.12.2024 10:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rice cookings is now

01.12.2024 12:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly exactly

30.11.2024 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ohh lass uns zum CockenFlapen festival gehen. Da wird es viele flapen der cocken geben

30.11.2024 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Cockenflap Festival" such an unserious name

30.11.2024 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

28.11.2024 05:48 — 👍 4178    🔁 717    💬 93    📌 40

"Mozart of scatology" thats just Mozart actually

30.11.2024 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh this read

30.11.2024 17:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This feels so autobiographical, something so intimate yet so out there

30.11.2024 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm Mr lifestyles of the niche and bloomfous
(You want a skeet from me)
I'm Mr Oh my God ijumpedout's blessed us!
(You want a skeet from me)
I'm Mr Extra! Extra! Skleets just in
(You want a skeet from me)
I'm Mr it's so fat, no it's not thin
(You want a skeet from me)

30.11.2024 13:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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