Awkward Kookie

this is so fucking funny but it’s moments like this is a reminder of how important aesthetic is to politics. i don’t know how to get around the fact that on the median voter thinks bernie sanders is more moderate than kamala harris. what do you do about that

She's gone y'all

a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is standing on a carpeted floor in a room . ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is standing on a carpeted floor in a room .

MY SHALAAAAA!!!

“We can’t survive JUST on love… if we do, then we die”

- Solange

a woman with a tattoo on her neck holds her hand up to her face ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her neck holds her hand up to her face

Love educating a non black person about something racist and then they start noticing the patterns on their own like no way you just called out the colorism in this Tyler Perry movie 😭

Regular families have political arguments at Thanksgiving but at my house my mom got mad and yelled at us for an hour for saying "Beyonce is a vocalist" AND SHE'S STILL MAD TODAY!!! 😭

Hot to go fortnite emote??

Mamushi fortnite emote?? 👀

ARE WE GETTING MAMUSHI AND HOT TO GO !!!!!!

Reciting Tre Melvin videos from memory to fill the void 😭

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRDDD

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

a man in a red shirt is dancing on a wooden floor . ALT: a man in a red shirt is dancing on a wooden floor .

SQUABBLE UP!!

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Yeah I need to see that report 💀

oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile

Ok this is my top 3 features BlueSky needs:

1 - Bookmarks
2 - Notification bell
3 - Images in direct messages

@mattxiv.bsky.social we're going to need another chart update 😭🤦🏽‍♀️

The app is trash anyway

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Jesus....

a girl with blue hair is holding a sea shell and a sign that says `` girl who is going to be okay '' . Alt: a girl with blue hair is holding a sea shell and a sign that says `` girl who is going to be okay '' .

If y'all see RuPaul on my Spotify wrapped mind ya business 😭

I want Brandy braids so bad but the thought of taking them down makes me shudder 😭

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Same 😭

PLS 😭

I guess some people thinking social media should be for hanging out with your friends and some people think it should be PVP enabled

a young boy is sitting on a couch and making a funny face with the words `` y tho '' on his face . ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch and making a funny face with the words `` y tho '' on his face .

What?? That's so random 😂

I'm not surprised but WOW this country is a joke 🤦🏽‍♀️

The shrimp made it to bluesky next is the bean eating guy 😂