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we’re watching 13 going on 30 as a family.

she actually just made hotdogs. we put Doritos on them.

my mom just invited me to her house for hotdogs.

is this a trick? is this like when you yell a child it’s going go Disney but it’s actually going to the dentist?

the summer I turned petty.

I simply shan’t be letting a damn thing go.

thank you so much!

as if you needed another reason to listen to Hi, Strangeness! thank you for having me brother @bergmaster5000.bsky.social

going on a trip next week, would it be insane to bring a loaf of sourdough on a plane?

Takes after her momma

the wine glass was acquired from olive garden. the cat was acquired from a dumpster.

lol what?

omg I was so excited! I was going to ask if you wanted to go to the art museum! haha!

wait, are you in Chicago?!?!

remember uncle kracker? wonder what that guy is up to.

‪the teacher got sick half way through class and us students took over, lord of the flies style and finished on our own. ‬

taking my very first stand up comedy class today at the age of 34. there’s a joke in there somewhere.

Thank you lol

this morning, I woke up with the vague recollection that I’d written in my notes app in the middle of the night. this is what I wrote.

someone semi famous said “in this economy you have to be multi hyphenate” to my face and the only response I could form was “oh yeah, like a 3 in 1 shampoo”

Thank you. I completely made it up.

Andre the Giant has such an interesting story. I support this

eating over the sink it an ancient and time honored tradition.

I’m getting word that fans are leaving candles and flowers at the hulk hogan themed beach store, hogan’s beach, in clearwater florida. one fan described the loss of the former wrestler as “exactly like losing princess diana all over again”

spitting my cherry pits into an empty diet coke can is the girl version of spitting dip into a little yoohoo bottle

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I’m genuinely considering pitting and freezing pounds of cherries so I never have to be without the taste of fresh summer fruits

Hahaha same brain forever. This is the diet of the summer.

THIS WAS ME!!!! I felt like a barely ate, everything gave me the ick, but I was starving. One cannot survive on watermelon, cherries, and coffee alone.

I’m already there, baby

once again watching the hit 2005 cinematic masterpiece, pride and prejudice staring keira knightley

No one knows. It’s impossible to tell.