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@existentialelle.bsky.social

one of those chicago lesbians quite unusual podcast

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being 34 is being excited for a replacement toothbrush to come in the mail in the next 3-5 days.

06.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. That’s why i posted it

05.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.

05.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

DJ BABY IN DA CRIIIIBBBBB

and it’s an adult man in a diaper.

01.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you Mikayla!!!

29.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Itty Bitty Titty Committee assemble.

What bras are we wearing and not hating?

Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)

29.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Adorable. Fr

29.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sooooo cute

28.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you so much Amy!

26.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only group 7s will understand her response

23.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to New Orleans next month

Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.

23.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gorg bb

23.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The correct way to read this.

22.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All vampires are gay. Bisexual at the very least.

No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little

22.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These are some hot takes here. Wow.

21.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shit. I’ve only seen like one episode. Hopefully no one will notice.

20.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heading out to comedy class.

Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?

Thx.

20.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Chicago, be safe at the #NoKingsDayOct18th March. Show them the city of broad shoulders stands on business and community.

18.10.2025 11:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

watching a stripper’s glasses get absolutely launched off her face the minute she gets on the pole.

18.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hermes, you say? Keeper of the Birkin? Patron saint of the mini Kelly?

17.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not now babe, a new Hi, Strangeness just dropped

17.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

going to Atlanta this weekend.

where should I be eating?

16.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

putting an “I’d rather be in Dubai” license plate holder on my 2004 honda civic to cover my expired plate sticker.

16.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always say i have a great memory but i forget that I actually don’t.

15.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

having ADHD is like doing improv with your own brain.

12.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you for your support

10.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

B 4 D 4 ever

10.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One like and I’ll eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now.

10.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

gen z, they could never make me hate you

im in a very serious construction meeting and a 23 year old interrupts to say “9 of you are wearing vests.”

09.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

completely forgot about how quiet offices are and how loud my stomach can be.

yeah diva, go ahead and audibly digest that handful of blueberries.

make sure mark from accounting down the hall knows we haven’t had lunch yet.

08.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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