🔞 Nazerius ~ 🐈 ❤️

If any oomfs wanna talk about spiders hmu btw 👀 I love spiders and can talk about mine all day every day

And if u want recommendations for any Tula dealers in the interest of procuring ur own… ;3

Rules: 🕸️ You must be 18+ to enter (solely cuz my account is 18+, even if you choose a SFW fic as ur reward) 🕸️ Comment your name idea beneath the post for the tula you wish to name! 🕸️ You can have up to two name suggestions per spider (4 names total) 🕸️ You can pick whatever name you think sounds fitting for the spider. My spiders have a very wide variety of names, so I’m pretty much open to anything. (See below for a list of spider names I already have, so you can get an idea of what kind of vibes I tend to like) 🕸️ This is meant to be a pretty chill event, not anything too serious. I literally just wanna name my tarantulas lmao 🕸️ Contest will end on 11/14, unless I get like… one submission or something. Then I’ll extend it so there’s a few more chances for winners lol. At latest it’ll end 11/30. Listen this isn’t a super serious contest, I’m just doing this cuz it could be fun (●´ω｀●)ゞ

There will be 2 winners - one per spider. I will ensure that the same person does not win both slots. Winners will receive a mini fic (~2k words, max 3k if I’m feeling particularly wordy) of their choice. SFW, NSFW, whatever. I’ll do pretty much any kink. (Everyone knows I’m a freak ♡) Ideally the fic should be from a fandom I’m familiar with (see carrd if you’re unsure), but I’ll do whatever as long as you give me enough info to work with. The fic won’t be anything too complicated, but I WILL send a draft where u can request changes if needed. Turn around time will be around 2-3 weeks (I work full time in retail and it’s the holiday season. I literally cannot promise any faster than that (´｡･v･｡｀) Tho it may be faster anyway. I just can’t GUARANTEE it.)

Example names (aka, names of some of my other spiders): - Zenith - Phlegethon - Hypersthene - Demosthenes - Pyrite - Xaenthenova, The Devouring Inferno - Jose - Tatiana - Vivi - Cayenne Pepper - Brownie - Macchiato - Pumpkin - Beans

🕷️TARANTULA NAME CONTEST!!!🕷️

Happy Halloween!!! To celebrate, I’m gonna do a small contest!! I have two spiders that I recently adopted, and they need names! So I’ve decided to let you all give me ideas! ^w^

(Read text/alt text in below images for details, rules, rewards, etc.)

CW // Arachnophobia

Shshgshhsh u know I feel like if I told my friend irl “I lick wasps” she’d probably be like “oh ok” cuz that wouldn’t be the weirdest thing she’s heard me say lmaoooo (but also. Ouchie. Tongue stings)

I have NO idea what the context for this is but my vote is ectoplasm (real) lol

If anyone doubted me when I said I just grab wasps with tongs I wasn’t kidding lol

I have learned that I’m quite good at catching wasps with tongs

YES 100% ABSOLUTELY to this whole thread

I will never understand WHY it is considered socially acceptable to just leave shit all over the place in stores. “It’s your job to do it” how bout u put in an application and see what it’s like in this job, see if u still say that in a week •̀ㅅ•́‬

Jhghshdyysgshhshh my god just look at Goro he truly is made to take that cock ♡ ♡ ♡

E × shuake × ⚠️noncon ⚠️

“That’s it… That feels so good. Like your throat was made to take me.”

vae victis chapter 9 drawing by @horrorosa.bsky.social, thank you so much for this wonderful piece!

You find the 🔗 to the chapter below!👇

I don’t understand the point of YouTube trying to summarize videos for me

WHATS THE POINT

IF I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE VIDEO IS ABOUT I WOULD JUST WATCH THE VIDEO

Not that I’m surprised this shit is happening but it still annoys me every time I see it

And I’m listening

me: where can i get really powerful weapons?
gamefaqs Shin Megami Tensei IV guide:

#shiake #獅明
认知明给船长那个，博主已经完全放弃了角色理解放任小头控制大头了

Happy Halloween, I hope the monsters hollow ur weenie ♡

Screenshot of the summary page for “Grip and Coil” - an NSFW Shuake AU fic. Summary: His soul is stained black, corrupted by the writhing mass of shadows that made its nest within him. He has powers beyond anything mortal minds could fathom. His body feels different - more malleable, more open, more... alive. The strength Goro Akechi gained from his pact with the Eldritch God Akira gave him a future. Sometimes he finds it difficult to fully wrap his head around it. He wants it all. Everything and anything that Akira will give him, Goro craves. His lust for knowledge and power is insatiable and infinite. Goro realizes that he knows alarmingly little about his own patron deity. Isn't it a bit unfair that Akira can see everything about Goro, yet keeps his own existence so secretive and hidden away? One strange occurrence instills a nagging question in particular in him, and it quickly becomes an obsession. However... this undying curiosity may have gotten him tangled up in something... a bit more complicated than mortal affairs. Notable Tags: Monsterfucking, Teratophilia, Loki Gives Birth, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Body Horror, Body Modification, Torture, Blood and Gore, Guro, Whump, Parasites, Vomiting, Piss, As a very brief mention, Humiliation, Suicidal Thoughts, Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Oviposition, Eggpreg, Breeding Kink, BDSM, Size Kink, Aphrodisiacs, Feminization, hyper cum, Cumflation, Dirty Talk

HAPPY #PREGOROWEEKEND2025 MY FREAKS. DO U WANT SOME FUCKING EGGS???? WELL GET UR SACS PREPARED CUZ IVE GOT SOME FUCKING EGGS FOR U, BITCHES.

(Disclaimer: No egging occurs in the first two chapters. The egging happens in ch.3)

archiveofourown.org/works/729896...

#VoidFics #Persona #NSFW #Shuake

Summary for the fic “Make Me an Offer, Or I’ll Take You Instead.” Summary text: “Goro is sick of this. He's sick of Shido, he's sick of his job, he's sick of maintaining his reputation. He needs to get his revenge NOW. But he needs to face the facts: he can't do it alone, and there's no one in this world he can trust to help. But maybe there's someone from outside this world who can. Or; Goro summons a demon, but seems to have forgotten a few steps. Luckily, the Devil is happy to help... on one condition. He wants a mate.”

Tags for the fic “Make Me an Offer, Or I’ll Take You Instead.” Notable tags: Demon/Human relationships, Breeding Kink, Trans Male Pregnancy, Dubcon, Trans Goro

#NSFW #Shuake fic!!! This was a gift fic I made during the Monster Smash exchange event!!

Where Goro summons a demon to kill Shido, but said demon turns out to be interested in Goro for very different reasons~ ;3

CW: Trans male pregnancy

archiveofourown.org/works/60713374

#VoidFics #Persona

I am not near the limit yet but as we are all VERY MUCH AWARE OF BY NOW, when I write Shuake they tend to take FUCKING AGES to get to the FUCKING part of the FUCKING fic. I will need to be very aware of the limit while writing this

I JUST REMEMBERED THEFES A WORD LIMIY FOR THE ZINE FIC

The “Police be even SOMEWHAT competent and not awful challenge” has never been beaten and never will

Sorry that just made me laugh so hard at how incredibly stupid anyone could be to write that into an article. If u really want to claim that there’s “drugged candies” going around wouldn’t u give an example of… actual drugged candies?? Not just wrongfully suspected?? It genuinely sounds like satire

I would let him bite me (he’s so cute with his lil fangies ♡) What do I need blood for anyway

Happy Halloween! To celebrate I had some Halloween themed cookies! There seemed to be a lot of care and thought that went into these and they were delicious. This cookie in particular certainly has an odd but charming design.

Also I have one (1) friend irl (idk if I have friends online cuz I’m too scared to assume anyone wants to actually be friends with me unless they STATE VERY CLEARLY that we are friends. Then I’d be like “Oh!! Ok!!!! :3 Friend ♡”) so the “friend introduction” isn’t relatable either (●´ω｀●)ゞ

They never seem to tell u how to say “foster parents” unless u actively look that up. Not that it’s a HUGE deal to me but still. I think it just bothers me a bit cuz I read “family introductions” so much that I guess my brain naturally goes to “can’t relate to this. Need something I can relate to.”

One of the things I both like and dislike about learning a new language is that it seems like they always start u off with like, introducing yourself and ur family/friends/etc. Yea that’s super important to know for obvious reasons but like… I don’t have a family. Just my foster parents.

00:00
November 1st
Shuake writers, go grab your keyboards 💻

The shuakeshu NaNo returns for another year! Throughout the month of November, I invite you to join the Jazz Jin Writing Marathon and work on your wip(s) as much as possible. Come scream with us in the #JJW feed

#JJMW #akeshuake #p5

An ad on an online article. The text below it reads “Cat Owners, Beware of This” in MASSIVE letters. Above is a full-screen image of an orange cat sleeping on its back with its paws curled inward.

This ad is killing me im so terrified rn truly everyone must beware

CW // body horror - #shuake

sure - bsky can experience this monstrosity as well, as a halloween treat

Take ur time!!! If ur busy there’s no need to rush!! UwU ♡ We shall await u when ur ready!!

And if ur anything like me, you may end up getting bored during surgery recovery lol. Assuming u don’t have INCREDIBLY low pain tolerance u shouldn’t be too hurty to draw!!! ^w^ (top surgery I’m assuming)

Also I have decided to do my Tula naming contest lol. I doubt there’s gonna be a lot of interest but meh! Why not!! It may go on longer than I stated so there’s more chances for people to enter.