clunkey

mom said it's my turn with the national dress

I'm a little shaken up but I will recover

had a nightmare that I wore flip flops in public

wtf kind of name is Channing anyway

can you believe that bean dad happened two months ago?

congress dems: what real americans want is sensible cooperation and measured resistance

real americans: we love the ceo murderer, we're so horny for the healthcare murder guy we're all going to marry him

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

imagine coming into today being a fan of the chiefs, drake, and importing aluminum

Here is my review of Kingdom Comes: Deliverance 2.

(i haven't played it)

CORES AND ALL

if you eat it from the bottom it's like the core isn't even there. it's good for your gut health AND makes you feel superior to people who eat around it - highly recommend

I've been eating apples whole lately and I might just make that my entire personality

They should make weird joycons this time around. A right controller that has a fishing reel on it. A left one with a projector that lets you project a second screen onto your ceiling, I don't know. Something.

switch tuah

honestly, it's important to acknowledge that some of the lyrics in popular music are inappropriate for children. i just heard a singer say he wanted to be "shocked" like an "electric eel." thats dangerous

I’m a menace first and a step mom to Samantha and Michael second

I don’t get this

I got absolutely eviscerated by @clunkey.bsky.social on stream

thanks youtube

this year I am going to watch every Nicolas Cage film chronologically and rank them using science

the current rankings are as follows:

1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

congratulations to Fast Times at Ridgemont High for being the best and worst Nicolas Cage film so far, as proven by science

this was my first watch and I'm so mad that I let everyone convince me this movie was bad when it came out. it's a masterpiece

Speed Racer (2008) is a masterclass in editing and pacing

piss

clunkey’s profile clunkey uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 508 films watched. Favorites: Sorry to Bother You (2018), Face/Off (1997), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Swiss Army Man (2016).

I caved to peer pressure and got a letterboxd

follow me for correct opinions

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my mom has been getting really into YouTube lately

she just asked if I've ever seen a reaction video

It's objectively funny that one of the biggest celebrities in America right now is a 3rd grader named "The Rizzler."

Oh shit. I’ve been forgetting to turn my swag on.

Tokey Maguire

this is exactly the kind of thing they say before a sick drop

I recently stopped taking Adderall, and my psychiatrist said to let him know if I experience any concerning changes

should I tell him that I've started unironically enjoying dubstep again