Gonna be humming the Kinks now

The same people who think “Dean Cain” has any pedigree celebrity are the same chumps that voted for a washed-up 80’s celebrity that burned thru the money his Daddy gave him and spends his free time cheating at golf and being a sex pest.

A zinnia nipped by the poster’s super sweet moves

Mea culpa, lil feller

YouTube video by Supaflies - Topic Hot Rod '75

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Know that scene in “Irreversible” with the fire extinguisher? Like that, but with the “guy in charge” on the ground.

Important personal update-like a breakfast anarchist- I added a little ginger to my morning oatmeal melange and, by Demeter’s harvest, it’s pretty good.

Looks like clear skies at our camp spot this weekend, bring on the Perseids!

Good morning to you, man

BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.

News piece explaining a WW2 bomb found in Dresden and caused an evacuation in 2025.

“Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time”

Illinois Governor Pritzker looking fit crossing at the crosswalk in April, 2025.

Big Pritz back in April when the distraction du jour was red/black colors

Big Pritz!

The only thing more glorious would be Soto dropping down a bunt, and a couple of throwing errors results in an inside-the-park HR

Earth’s sun rising over a horizon of treetops

Here we go

A collection of 1980’s playsets from the He-Man franchise.

She-Ra’s Crystal Castle

Skeletor’s Snake Mountain

He-Man’s Castle Greyskull

Saved at my Mom’s: Crystal Castle, Snake Mountain, Castle Greyskull

Reset with ten minutes on the ghee-tar

Four calls today where I encouraged them to get up, walk over to their manager, and start hitting them til they fall down. I don’t have a gender bias, as I have suggested to men and women to do so, reminding them that they would be a legend to their coworkers.

All this talk about redistricting and gerrymandering and I can’t help but believe that the answer is that the shenanigans should be obliterated and a one person, one vote, ranked-choice election should be instituted. But that only makes sense to me because I’m not a crooked politician.

The two modes available when the team is in a pennant chase is “we are never losing again”! and “what a stupid game”

Profile shadow of man on brick

Shadow-selfie

Hope the next U.S. Prez turns that janky ballroom into a shelter for the unhoused.

That business model would do some numbers, for sure.

I used to roll either Jester tobacco or Drum in the white package (blue in a pinch).

I bet we can find some women to beat the snot out of these degenerates. Broadcast the beat down, and allow the world watch these transphobes get curbed on prime time.

Crazy how a tariff lead to the whisky rebellion, which lead to Bourbon county being granted distillation privileges, which lead to its speciality beverage, a meticulously nurtured poison upon which an international brand and identity is staked to an economic juggernaut.

I’d love to see a collab w Guillermo.

$5 says: given the chance, they’ll fuck-up the moon, too

Ms Spellings all mine and in tension all

Gonna take the occasional spam call and encourage violence against their employer: “look, idk you & you don’t know me, but we Can agree that your boss is a piece of chit. They don’t give a vuck about you. How many steps away are you? Do it. Just do it. You been thinking about it for weeks. Cmon duet

A Chicago Sewer manhole, engulfed by grass.

#ManholeCoverMonday