Scott Smitty

SHES GOT NO STYLE, GOT NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS SERIOUS EMOTIONAL ISSUES @marissalenti.com

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

“There’s been an accident at the studio.”
“We made Hobgoblins.”

The Ice Cream Bunny, huge and terrifying

The original Bad Bunny

Nevermind I got it. Just needed the right build

Since shiny miraidon and koraidon seem out of reach for me anyone have any tips for the iron valiant?

I’m so sorry man.

Two things are certain- one I have no self control and two I’ll be buying this mold until I die

I don’t know if you’d consider me a fanboy, but I did. The moment Leto was cast

Why is this motherfucker so obsessed with windmills I would be so thrilled to see him on fire

If you told me I’d walk into target today and walk out with a Kinger and a Gangle I would not have believed you @marissalenti.com @sonicmega.bsky.social

you absolutely did vote for this, you craven dorks

@missmandie25.bsky.social

One of my favorite genres is definitely "online trads who have clearly never taken their faith seriously being owned by the Pope espousing basic Christian ideas"

Frantically looking for a new excuse to be horrible people since being trad isn’t it.

Mildly interested in zootopia 2 but it’s four days after Wicked For Good so if I have to pick a baby sitter for one there’s no contest

Hegseth to generals: if a picture of you in a speedo doesn’t make me wanna jerk off, you’re out

Post something random or have an awful October

@amymebberson.bsky.social i adore your work. It makes me happy inside.

He said it didn't work, but it did work, so I give you: Yakety Sax.

I actually have to agree with @billcorbett.bsky.social having seen both, things is way more offensive as a movie the Guns of El Chupacabra, though both are loathsome. Things is actually trying to be a movie which makes it so, so much worse @rifftrax.com

Yup. It seems every GameStop in a 30 mile radius is out.

Shit really? It just started today and I’ve been working

Oh I see your game @rifftrax.com offer up the worst movie ever but then have @billcorbett.bsky.social suggest it is “things” and offer that one for two dollars off so I buy both!

Well it worked, damn it.

Holy mother that’s like three horseman of the apocalypse right there.

@rifftrax.com

When I heard about @completionist.bsky.social I eai was very sad. My best friend who passed was so proud of meeting him he had a picture at his funeral. Now that I see his latest video? I believe him. I forgive him. Anthony would’ve wanted it

As someone who suffered through “Amazing Bulk” and the catalogue of Joe Estavez I must say I have to take my part of responsibility for what @rifftrax.com is doing tomorrow

Some of them are practically gleeful this happened to Epic. Parasites