Mike Molitor

Daily BN reader here of like 10 years. I’m confused, did y’all just not publish an article reporting Cade Horton’s callup? Have scoured the website and didn’t see one

We made music it’s pretty good @jonbois.bsky.social

No One to Feed Beauty Saloon · Single · 2025 · 1 songs

I made music

(It streams everywhere, not just the goofy green nordic streamin’ app)

open.spotify.com/album/7IaT2y...

Let it be known——— i am a Vastly better Home Cook than cheffe Bobby Flat.

Real toughie today

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Just replied to a Jon Bois bluesky post. I’m one of Jon’s Bois

Congratulations! This high-caliber comment is worthy of the award of giving you a 4-video Dorktown deal. So the next four video essays are your responsibility now. Get to work!

Me, literally anytime i feel even slightly overtaxed at work

That was badass. The Dansby-Hoerner combo has to be the most nails middle IF in baseball

I agree

They had football players on that team, interestingly enough

a man in a police uniform is talking to another man who is riding a scooter and says the mind ALT: a man in a police uniform is talking to another man who is riding a scooter and says the mind

Fart art start cart chart mart heart part dart …..

Did u get caught out in the rain last nite?

YouTube video by Justin Kuritzkes Dance All Night with my Wife

Learning that justin kuritzkes wrote the challengers screenplay has blown my mind this morning, dudes been cookin’ for 15+ years now

m.youtube.com/watch?v=59JF...

We know, my boy jon bois is a noted goofster who you cannot take at face value

(you must take him at a vastly marked up value because he is a treasure)

Gonna go bloody mary with half a vienna beef hotdog, a pickle spear, sport peppers and sliced tomatoes all on a kebab stick

That’s y they call you Jonny on the Spot because the Spot is the store and you are often on that store-Spot! The more you know

Joe biden sleeptalking …. ‘Shrinkflation boogeyman…. Gonna get me… and my fellow americans’…

As a citizen im beginning to feel the squeeze specifically on parking / speeding tickets—our parking revenue famously belongs to an LLC owned by Germany and Dubai for the next 60 years—and our mayor just announced like 100 more speed cameras are coming :,)

Chicagoan here :) curious to hear what a Canadian thinks of our pretty lovely but imperfect city nestled into our batshit insane country!

I mean in this context youre 10,000% right. Wtf are we doing trying to ban fur when the real problems (M4A, cutting insane police budgets, transit, taxing developers) are gridlocked?!?!? Such self righteous BS

This is a pretty un-nuanced argument, also a Gallup poll in sept 2024 showed her at 44% favorable to 54% unfavorable. “She filled stadiums” is sortof an echo-chamber type argument

Had she voiced full-fledged support for Palestinian freedom? Or M4A? Maybe she would’ve won more votes

Dm me suckaaaahs

Roses are roses violets are violets, i am selling a cheap but quality starter violin

Violin - $75

This poetry - free but not good

Addl. candidates include the band Phoenix and Arson Judge maybe. And this turkish woman i saw on instagram who’s cornering the market of knife juggling + incredible cardthrowing / mini basketball trickshot videos

Wish i knew, wouldn’t count it out coming someday maybe as 20027 or something

Dude is not a politician if he doesn’t hold political office, and while I agree with him almost across the board fiscally, he isn’t critical enough of Israel

Yeah dude. 20020 next if you haven’t read it yet <3 then the tim tebow chronicles, it’s all terrific!!

It’s been right infront of us this whole time

Didn’t Mickey Mantle famously mess his leg/s up on a manhole cover in his prime? I maybe way off there though but that sounds like a 1950s injury to me