Patrick Noelson

The best character to ever come from an ad-lib.

Age Verification?

I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video.

Good.

Not all heroes wear capes.

don’t know if this a real account or not but it’s tweeting like it is and i think it would be great if we made @doge-reporting.bsky.social the most blocked account on here

@doge-reporting.bsky.social Fuck you.

Even broken clocks ...

She's in the "Find Out" phase.

Front page of the nyt

In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server.

Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

There are Nazis in the Whitehouse.

a woman with green and red hair is holding a polaroid in her hand ALT: a woman with green and red hair is holding a polaroid in her hand

It's always "Where is Gamora?"
Or "Who is Gamora?"
Or "Why is Gamora?"
But it's never "HOW is Gamora?"

Approximately 20 members of Elon Musk’s staff have begun working within the Education Department. They have gained access to multiple sensitive internal systems, including a financial aid dataset containing the personal information of millions of students enrolled in the federal student aid program.

Hello mthrfkrs who represent us. Grow a gd spine before all hell breaks loose. You want to deport anyone, make it be this SA racist nazi who has no authority nor business in our govt. DOGE is gd bs and not a government department. Come at me Elon, you gd pussy.

US Senate Democrats on Monday afternoon “to sound the alarm” that Elon Musk and his DoGE team were reportedly granted access to the federal government’s central payments system, which handles nearly $6 trillion and the vast majority of all federal disbursements.

Whatever you do, please don’t log on to X and retweet things about “BigBalls” and the other DOGE staffers who are hijacking the government’s payment systems and citizens’ private data.

USAID security leaders on leave after trying to keep Musk's DOGE from classified info, officials say The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they refused to turn over classified material to Elon Musk’s government-insp...

“Musk’s DOGE crew lacked high enough security clearance to access that information, so the two USAID security officials — John Voorhees and deputy Brian McGill — believed themselves legally obligated to deny access.”

apnews.com/article/doge...

"I just don't know that much about Kamala."

Make it worthless.

We told you …

Fine Columbian coffee. Or as they say in Colombia: coffee.

History repeats

Experts saw Samoa's plunging vaccination rates as a crisis. RFK Jr. saw an opportunity. New details show how Robert F. Kennedy Jr., then chair of an anti-vaccine group and now Trump’s pick for health secretary, sought to exploit a deadly vaccine accident.

The story behind RFK Jr. in Samoa's measles crisis has never been reported. He wasn't there to spread misinformation about vaccines (though he did). He wanted to study a "natural experiment" of unvaccinated kids.

“I can’t imagine anything less ethical or more cruel.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Elon Musk's and X's Role in 2024 Election Interference The confessions of a concerned bird.

There seems to be some evidence of election interference on Musk's X platform.

Don't be too sure she wasn't in the garden with Mr. and Mrs. Adam.

That rover had a child.

I'm hesitant to fully embrace BlueSky. Not because of politics or because I'm clinging onto Meta apps, but because of its Twitter format. I was never a fan, but I think I'll be giving it a proper go now, with all the dumbfuckery afoot on the other platforms.

Hah, they believe in Vikings?