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if she has a printer she could set it up to print either on the postcard or on a piece of paper she can then cut and glue onto the postcard! but also that's a bunch of work and most people don't have a printer anymore. either way i love her i hope she plagues the phone lines of her elected officials

has she done postcards for swing states because i bet she would be really good at it

oh hell yeah, look at all those great birds

this is bad i hate it

#birdbot

i deleted bsky from my phone two months ago because i didn't want to see severance spoilers and forgot that it existed until just now, when tf did they get a chat feature?? have the interaction settings always been this extensive?? anyway time to forget about it again until i need more trip advice

specifically paging @jamiedwebb.bsky.social to the white courtesy phone, jamie your input is needed

planning my scotland trip for october and i am once again asking for edinburgh/highlands/glasgow recs, thanks in advance friends

BREAKING: Death toll rises to 591 Palestinians after renewed Israeli attacks across Gaza over the past 72 hours, says the enclave’s media office.

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A very large REACHER holds a tiny little phone

REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.

not to out myself as a millennial but….soooo I did a thing

I’m the first woman (roughly November 2015)

oh shit, mazel tov!!!! let’s hang before you go plz and thanks

Dan’s mom is here and I am suffering because I want to be social but I also wanna play the sims sooooo bad rn, I finally figured out how to fix this new glass castle home build I’ve spent ages on and need to do it and get that sweet dopamine hit of a good house

the first shower after deep-cleaning your entire bathroom…that shit bangs. one of the best feelings of all time. they should teach you that in school

SO true

every single time i see a beautiful woman this happens to me. and for what

cotton candy poutine made me want to yarf

lol literally as soon as I sent this I remembered my boyfriend’s mom is coming to stay with us tonight. nvm today is a good day for cleaning all morning and making a roast chicken in the afternoon

feels like a good day to lay in bed reading all morning and play the sims all afternoon

ok well go on what can it clean, amyhusband??

good news I ate dinner and the feeling went away

everything feels bad and scary today and I would like to get off this ride now please and thank you

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marketing emails get a bad rap. you just gotta make sure you're signed up for the right ones is all

I love when my coworkers respond to Teams messages with emojis outside of the standard five. like yeah girl, this mild inconvenience I’m informing you of IS broken heart emoji, I’m glad you get it

I can tell he is feeling so much better, I’m relieved beyond words

had my heating pad on during the day for my seed starts, picked them up to move them to their night spot and in those 20 seconds Gene made his move

I don’t even like this movie I just wanted something campy and ridiculous that would make me laugh

I convinced Dan to watch Twilight tonight, I love being a woman