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@toil.bsky.social

up in the hills we have developed a new form of comedy. we call it hill comedy.

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One job of a properly functioning government is to keep the horrors of American policing far away from the lived reality of median white voters. Many can only support "tough on crime/illegals" in theory

14.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 186    🔁 35    💬 1    📌 1

A woman called me on Friday asking for "Black Diamond strawberries "
I looked into it, and every post or article leads back to this video.
www.facebook.com/100086745188...

15.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 0

😳please say sike…

14.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

super bowl was last week… its time for the facts bowl

14.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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very well

14.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I’ll fight for the honor of Wuthering Heights… my sexual soul demands it! - Woke Heathcliff

14.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Emerald Fennel has made Heathcliff WOKE… in a SEXUAL fashion. here’s why that might be okay

14.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That’s worse… you do see how that’s worse right… and because of how worse it is… i’m triggered!! where’s my latte!! - the woke place

13.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

first they came for the finance startup founders talking about fraud with an ai chatbot. and i did not speak out because lol. lmao

13.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 125    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 0
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Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One Feds could be in your group chat

🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

13.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 2468    🔁 1268    💬 151    📌 235
[picture of a man wearing a bearskin] REAL MAN, I KILLED THIS BEAR, ATE HIM AND USED HIS SKIN AS A ROBE!

[picture of a man with a manbun smiling at the camera] SOY BOY, ARE YOU SURE MY FRAPPE LATTE IS ORGANICALLY SUSTAINED

[picture of a man wearing a bearskin] REAL MAN, I KILLED THIS BEAR, ATE HIM AND USED HIS SKIN AS A ROBE! [picture of a man with a manbun smiling at the camera] SOY BOY, ARE YOU SURE MY FRAPPE LATTE IS ORGANICALLY SUSTAINED

I like this because it sounds like both captions are from the same interlocutor and they're just code switching between addressing Real Man and Soy Boy

12.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 64    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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Member of US Marshals Service shoots, kills person in DC’s Mayfair neighborhood - WTOP News Members of the U.S. Marshals Service shot and killed a person Wednesday afternoon in Northeast D.C.’s Mayfair neighborhood, a law enforcement source told WTOP.

A US Marshal who is part of Trump's surge of feds in DC shot and killed someone in DC yesterday evening and there is barely any coverage and not a single post on here yet about it? wtop.com/dc/2026/02/u...

12.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 642    🔁 419    💬 1    📌 0

enjoying this podcast ☝️😌

12.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peter Linebaugh is here continuing his extraordinary, commendable, life-long almost solo crusade to rescue the "English radical tradition" from a subdued, bordered, project of national development by relentlessly foregrounding its imperial, multi-racial, multitudinous hinterland.

11.02.2026 09:26 — 👍 37    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 1

you can’t be goin on instagram pal 😵‍💫 you can’t be lookin at that stuff 😵‍💫 itll kill yeh

12.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

what if it was Spam Bondi and she was a pot of meat..?

12.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

10.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 248    🔁 53    💬 1    📌 4

In the Epstein files, by the way

10.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 96    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 1
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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

10.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 12716    🔁 6956    💬 378    📌 864

i don’t know any of them. where did they come from

11.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”

“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”

“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”

10.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 353    🔁 68    💬 2    📌 11
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous

10.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 5196    🔁 1332    💬 69    📌 61

it’s all over for me! i’m cooked!

10.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
​A screenshot of a post from the account Acyn featuring a video of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC). The text of the post quotes AOC speaking about the humanitarian crisis in Cuba, drawing parallels to Gaza.
​She describes a "new era of depravity" where innocent civilians are starved or deprived because their political regimes are found "objectionable." She emphasizes the need to defend human rights, mentioning the risk of hospitals running out of fuel and children being put in harm's way. The video thumbnail shows AOC walking through a hallway while being interviewed by a reporter holding a microphone.
​Would you like me to help you draft more QRTs based on these specific images or provide a deeper summary of the AOC video?

​A screenshot of a post from the account Acyn featuring a video of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC). The text of the post quotes AOC speaking about the humanitarian crisis in Cuba, drawing parallels to Gaza. ​She describes a "new era of depravity" where innocent civilians are starved or deprived because their political regimes are found "objectionable." She emphasizes the need to defend human rights, mentioning the risk of hospitals running out of fuel and children being put in harm's way. The video thumbnail shows AOC walking through a hallway while being interviewed by a reporter holding a microphone. ​Would you like me to help you draft more QRTs based on these specific images or provide a deeper summary of the AOC video?

The United States is purposefully blockading Cuba from accessing fuel that powers everything from grocery stores to hospitals. People will die. Children will die. What's being done to the people of Cuba is monstrous.

The people in power were ok with it in Gaza and now they're doing it to Cuba.

10.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 2779    🔁 1150    💬 40    📌 47

2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars

2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon

2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life

10.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 720    🔁 63    💬 20    📌 2

Are you… you know… a friend of Goldbug

10.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

09.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 7349    🔁 2175    💬 9    📌 61

Vindicated in my hatred of this vile app

09.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 74    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

He puts the great mass of the people before himself…

09.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular

09.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 3769    🔁 555    💬 74    📌 35

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