45 years i eat 3 beefs a week

whose streets. cars' streets

businesses come and go. but brands.... brands are forever

bagel truthers be like "release the einstein files"

if there is a pot i am in it
if there is a kettle i am paint it

i actually do need AI to remind which pies i ordered because i can forget between the grocery store and my desk

followupcels be like 'why do you ask'

where art.... meets business 📈 ❤️

too many of my neighbors are fanatical about their lawns. i thought that was straight culture

good for the economy when the housing is as expensive as possible

when they cut the G from Dunking Donuts they also cut the G's from Basking Robbings

same dullards who are using genAI to see "the rest of" the mona lisa

critiques of my dick must also dismantle my balls

non-binary chicago performance artist goes to their therapist. says they're depressed. neofuturists.org

young man, you want to get laid? take her to see funny clown pagliacci...

loverboy tribute band called boylover

we are the sensitive groups
the air
was unhealthy for
🤍

when you order sushi for 1 and the restaurant sends you 3 sets of chopsticks :/

uwu tell me i'm competent or vaporize me with a mobile artillery piece. no in between

tfw the difference between social justice and vanilla justice

Ketel Marte deserves better than "Diamondbacks legend"

there should be a pro tennis tournament where they play in head to toe denim in August

why they are called apartments and not togetherments :/ society

send me a work emergency so i can jump out the window of the child's birthday party

ecstatically tolerating the first 10 seconds of a child's birthday party

lifting weights is the weight lifting of the muscles

if you wanna instantly ruin my day, start your email with "Hi friends"

if you're not promoting at least SOME some bad ideas through to the execution phase, you're not living true to your stated brainstorming values

the chorus of a song should the title of the song 4x. iron maiden & many 80s bands understand this

is it even that elaborate?