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my father said "never use any other tool as a hammer" but I'm sure he wasn't talking about my phone
09.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You could not possibly believe how extremely normal I am right now. I'm so normal that they're going to study me in a lab
09.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0fundraising season (3 browser tabs open to thesaurus dot com entry "support")
08.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a pack of mints is four fucking dollars
05.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0banned books week…..a great time to buy a bunch of insanely famous books
05.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 872 🔁 112 💬 11 📌 6“What if we kissed at the Broadview ICE First Amendment Zone”
02.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 133 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0PEPSI is plural. the single is PEPSUS. as in: 'do you all want some pepsi?' or 'i will have a pepsus'
02.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cigarette La Croix
30.09.2025 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it was tough getting used to eating deep dish every day. but in chicago, that's the rules
25.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everything i do is 'taking the L in chicago,' so to speak
25.09.2025 17:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Take the L in Chicago and you may spot @nerd4cities.bsky.social
@michealpodgers.bsky.social @betterstreetschicago.org @accessliving.bsky.social #PlowTheSidewalks
when i think im having a bad day at work i replay some of Half-Life 1 and that puts things in perspective
25.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🌿☘️☘️🌿🌿🌿☘️🌿🌿
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im here to save the american theater and chew bubblegum. do you want some of my bubblegum?
23.09.2025 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it is impossible to have 2 good days in a row. if you have 2 good days in a row, something just out of view is in critical failure
22.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Edging but for crying
20.09.2025 21:32 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Oh I guess I'll just sing my own jaunty tune when the rice is done. 🙄
20.09.2025 15:33 — 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0soap and cold water, they're good 3-4x
18.09.2025 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![Playing my instrument
[Biden stands on the steps of Airforce One]
Playing the same instrument except I'm recording it
[Biden falls down the steps of Airforce One]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qgxnofg2rwh3sxufedttkgcx/bafkreieu4lftnxhfzstkvcrwzrenzkxgvf2nft6tuojejmcqsrsw3gxlbu@jpeg)
Playing my instrument [Biden stands on the steps of Airforce One] Playing the same instrument except I'm recording it [Biden falls down the steps of Airforce One]
18.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2tfw feeling when your software platforms are integrated and robust
12.09.2025 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My very first encounter with Gender was Nermal from Garfield
07.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 2265 🔁 202 💬 63 📌 15hi hope im dead soon, im dad
06.09.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0missed a spot shaving and now my day is ruined.
05.09.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0better start believing in "busy holiday weekend at the airport" filler articles.... you're in one
29.08.2025 11:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every driver is engaged in a low-stakes implementation of SPEED where if the car ever comes to a complete stop (red light, crosswalk, whatever) the bomb explodes
28.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fraud alert on my credit card because "nobody can possibly eat pizza that frequently"
28.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is anathema to my brand
26.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0first they came for the Loop. and the Loop is like pretty far from where i live
25.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MORALE BE LIKE
25.08.2025 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
