Remember when cereal boxes came with light up lightsaber spoons when Revenge of the Sith came out?

We used to be a real country, is what I’m saying

Revenge of the Sith plays very politically topical these days.

They don't think.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

[every assassin’s creed game]

NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

Probably not good that the answer to “which companies would collaborate with a fascist regime that’s trying to kill their employees and customers?” is “basically all of them”

Missing the ps2 era rn. We really just played a whole lotta nothing

RIP king

Honestly, you ate with the last sentence.

I honestly just don't care about who has my data at this point, because everyone has our data.

I'm more worried about my own government, and now Elon Musk, having it than I am about China at this point. I just don't care.

I gave my data to China willingly, in spite of my government and the senate. Idgaf lol

I'm not passing on tiktok because of "China", I'm passing on tiktok because the "ban" was for less than 24 hours, and in the announcement of it's return they licked Trump's ass. I'm good lol

How so?

I'm good on Xiaohongshu

Why are you complaining online like bffr @schumer.senate.gov

Then do your fucking job

NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

Getting one this weekend!

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.

This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.

We're so cooked

I’m not going back. I’m not a pawn, this isn’t a game.