Soulless Scoop

Thank you for the performance yesterday. You have so much to say, and we enjoyed hearing you say it.

I would pay to see George and Penn talk about this.

Carol Fucking Baskin!

Where is the kickstarter campaign for watching Paul drink tinned peas? I bet we could raise the money before the day is out.

No, fuck him. You became a great person without him. Thank him for teaching you what not to do as a parent and close that door on your own terms. And once again for good measure... fuck him!

Yeah, people just keep droning on and on about them.

They are definitely different things. Root beer is made from sassafras tree roots, and sarsaparilla is made from sarsaparilla vines. Sarsaparilla has a more medicinal taste.

You're not alone. Brains can be assholes.

Yep

Duck

FDR. He had a low center of gravity.

Pat Benatar rocks! I was ten when that song came out and didn't fully understand it, but I had a lot of fun singing it.

I'm intentionally not using my real name on this platform, and I'm only following other Scoops. I'm hoping for this to be my internet happy place.