Eric Dittelman

The real treasure stolen from the Louvre heist was the friends we made along the way

Let’s do the twist because I got to meet Chubby Checker!

Thrilled I got to perform for Red Sox Hall of Famer Fred Lynn at last night’s show! Go Sox!!

A few pics from a corporate show in FL a couple weeks ago!

I met H.E.R.B.I.E. today and it made me so happy! #fantastic4

So excited to perform in one of my favorite venues! All set up and ready to read some minds at St. Olaf College for their Homecoming and Family Weekend!

Breaking the fast should be called Yum Kippur

I’m old enough to remember when Bad Bunny used to be called Wascally Wabbit

Oh man I would’ve loved to see the Kimmel monologue about this Kimmel news…

Updated dates for September and October

9/29 City Winery NYC is open to the public so grab your tickets now!

More Speakeasy Magick dates will be added for October

🎟️ Ticket links in bio

Lolol

I hope everyone enjoys #EDC in Vegas this week, and by EDC I mean:

Eric
Dittelman
Cantpossiblybe40

@edittelman.bsky.social

Every mass now starts with:

“Catholicism was invented in Chicago by the Pope and then brought to NYC by the UCB 4…”

My best joke from last night’s show:

I love performing in Manchester. They say Manchester is the Las Vegas of New Hampshire. That’s a one way street tho…No one calls Vegas the Manchester of Nevada!

Was Hulu pissed Sean Baker said watch things in theaters instead of just on streaming? Is that why Hulu just ended their livestream right before Best Actress and Best Picture???

Hulu way to drop the ball!

I now have an Oscar winner in my demo reel! Congrats Kieran Culkin!

Jokers of Magic tour tickets are NOW AVAILABLE for the Elkton show on 3/15/2025. See @mindnoodler.bsky.social @edittelman.bsky.social Nick Diffatte and Mike Mills put on an amazing show in good 'ol Elkton, MD! buytickets.at/elktonmagic/...

Ah, I now see why Google changed their “don’t be evil” motto

If we stop printing pennies, pennies will eventually become rare and then become valuable again? 🤔

With the Chiefs losing we finally know why they took “End Racism” off the end zones. Mission accomplished

AI art is the modern day equivalent of clip art…Just because you can use it, doesn’t mean you should

In a surprise turn of events, it is actually I who will be proposing to Taylor Swift at halftime!

(Does anyone have her number that they can give me?)

I love Gary Gulman’s show so much that I had to go again! I truly hope Grandiloquent lives on after it closes its off-Broadway run this weekend. Gary is a master of his craft and he injects so much humor and heart into this show. So thrilled for his success!

Super excited to be part of this Jokers of Magic tour with Mike Mills, @mindnoodler.bsky.social & Nick Diffatte!

Coming to you this March, we have dates in Indiana, New Hampshire, New York and New Jersey with more to be announced!

Ticket links in bio!

This Friday 2/7 I return to my home state of Massachusetts performing at Sanctuary in Maynard, MA!

Would be awesome to see some people come out and see my full show! I’ve even got some new pieces to share with you!

🎟️ Ticket link in bio! 🎟️

“Have you been watching Traitors?”

“That reality show on Peacock?”

“No, on the news”

Oh great…Lady Gaga’s new release Abracadabra is about to become hack when it’s inevitably inserted into too many magic shows #Grammys

Best part of the #Grammys so far is Jim Gaffigan sitting with Todd Glass

Gonna get some face tattoos so I can be the next big country blues singer #grammys

Good day to rewatch the Indiana Jones movies. Maybe throw on Inglorious Basterds afterwards