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A beaver about to hit Jean over the back of the head with a wooden chair

Remembered Hundreds of Beavers and felt joy again

Metroid Prime 4

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

What was once probably a big on ramp for subscriptions is now "hey fuck you, pay us now" and they're going to wonder why numbers are stagnant

Every part of the experience gets worse by the year, prices have spikes, and executives, who always hated the idea that customers might want things, now openly tell everyone to eat shit on the regular.

Hard to wrap your brain around just how badly the media landscape has rotted in the last decade

Samus brings hope.
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Samus in her red and black Vi-O-La suit

Crazy good fit

crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"

Pacific Rim (2013)

My Metroid Prime 1 cover for Retronauts is still one of my faves. Really crammed all those concepts into a single shot.

I clicked through a few video reviews from big outlets and most of them were clearly stuck in the orbit of youtube thumbnail reaction channels and bro, none of that is going to mean anything to anyone in like a week.

Feeling absolutely zero obligation to have my expectations and reactions to Metroid Prime 4 revolve around angry Nintendo weirdos, who would throw a tantrum when presented with the riches of heaven, yelling about someone else's preview write-up.

Zelda lore weirdos are the most terminally unhappy people

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A save station metal device extending from the ceiling almost to the floor, in a stone temple

Prime 4 passing the very important "I just want to hang out in the save rooms" test

Insect Morphology: Empress Aleu Butterfly variant adapted to tropical climates. Travels in swarms and will flee from danger if disturbed while at rest.

I cannot tell you how back we are as I scan everything in sight

A large planet and nearby moon lit by a sun, Samus' ship descends

Fury Green jungle looking out towards a large tree

Samus raising her left hand, covered in purple psychic energy

Samus standing in from of the entrance to Volt Forge, three large spike covered towers in the distance

Metroid Prime 4 stimulating all the good brain chemicals

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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Laser-targeted stuff, I assume the Scholar is similarly specific

Got to the new Balancers boss on my second run, that shit gets out of hand FAST in the second phase

The Undertaker holding a mace

They know what they're doing with the Undertaker. Her second journal entry says, "I hunted beasts in the woods, partook of their flesh and blood, and was feared." and she can spam ultimate arts.

That's why FromSoft is the best in the business.

As usual, FromSoft undersold the Nightreign DLC. The Forsaken Hollows is labeled as a Shifting Earth, usually a specially themed chunk of Limveld, but it's really a new map. Way more vertical, and geared to get fools to fall off cliffs, it has a bunch of new funky rules and flow.

The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste

Metroid Prime Hunters is funny because it implies that Samus' whole iconic setup isn't that special. Lotsa people have arm cannons and can fold up into little bomb-laying devices.

19 years later one of the guys from that sorta OK DS spinoff finally hits the big time

HUNTERS SYLUX Sylux isa resourceful tracker, and a deadly sharpshooter who harbors an intense hatred for the Galactic Federation and for Samus Aran for assisting the Galactic Federation in the past. Alt-Form: Lockjaw

It's finally his time

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination