Well, looks like the invisible penis season is upon us again
#winter 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[guy who invented windshield wipers] - make sure it smudges the part where they have to see.

Congratulations America. Looks like democracy still has a heartbeat 💗. Maybe one day soon we can be friends again.
Sincerely, Canada
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Congratulations America. Looks like democracy still has a heartbeat 💗. Maybe one day soon we can be friends again.
Sincerely, Canada
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Apparently the candidates that were endorsed by the guy who posted a video of himself shitting on the American people, didn’t win

I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the same shoes I wore in high school.
#health

Art Tidbit:
“We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone”
-Orson Welles

Art by, Andrés Colmenares

I’m not quite sure I want an extra hour of 2025

Weird Tidbit:
Causes of death, London, 1632.
11 people died of grief,
1 of vomiting,
470 of teeth
#history

This has stopped being fun. Anxiety level on high !
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We hardly had any kids come to the house,, weird !
#halloween

Halloween tip: If using the sheet directly from your bed for your ghost costume, avoid parties with blacklights.

Cuomo scraping the bottom for the “bro” votes

Blake Snell always looks like he just got pepper sprayed
#WorldSeries

If I was a witch, the first spell I would cast would be to make Ruby’s farts smell like Cinnabon’s. After that, I’d focus on evil shit. But first the fart/Cinnabon thing.
#dogs

At this time of the year , I stand in the front yard, pointing to the trees, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn, a stern disapproving look

If the Blue Jays win the World Series, Trump will put the tariffs up another 1500%.
#baseball

The rest of the world sees it like this: America takes money away from healthcare, food programs and cancer research, but brags about building a ridiculous ballroom. What an international embarrassment!!!!!
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It’s important for me to get my car washed with unicorn jizz before I put it away for the winter

“Canada got caught cheating on a commercial”
What the fuck does that even mean ?
People actually voted for this international embarrassment!!
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If they ever made a movie of my life, it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on.

America is at the point where TMZ is breaking political news

That old prick landing on a cheese grater would have been even better

Price of living is skyrocketing and he’s building a $250 million dollar ballroom
This is Trump’s
“Let them eat cake”
moment

Trump is the worst president since Trump

I’m a Jays fan, so I’m pretty happy tonight, but I gotta tell ya, if the Jays hadn’t won, I’d be cheering on the Mariners the rest of the way,, such a dangerous team. What a battle this was.
Cheers

Jumpin George, the JAYS did it !
Vladdy jr. and the boys are going to the World Series
(Making his Pops proud) !!!!
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#BlueJays