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HYPERBEAT is OUT NOW!

HYPERBEAT is OUT NOW!

But now they don't have lao gan ma products at shuang hur, truly we can't catch a break

filming an interview while skating and the crew is just running after me with the camera

Ok I've been working real hard all night and I think I finally made a breakthrough:

Mariner? I 'ardly know 'er!

Montreal lowkey went off on that steak shit

or at least until tomorrow when one of them plays someone who isn't the Sabres :p

me waiting till the last minute to accomplish anything

"I'm bricked up," I say, after being lured to the vaults with promise of Amontillado.

had so many Ls today I nearly forgot the new @gullyboysband.bsky.social showed up

the photo on the inside gatefold had me stunned when I cracked it open

Billy Joel having his number retired by the rangers xD

yes, I have written the Wild game off as an L already. Thats just Minnesota fandom

come on bucs I need a W today

The ice at msg looks positively damp.

Can't take having a building dedicated to hockey at home for granted

If no one else got me, at least I know laughing at the Maple Leafs got me

Drivers are really making the most of our new separated bike lane. Love that for them.

the worst open source names right now is stuff like "gimp" and "fedora" but just you wait. you're gonna be using a budgeting app called "adulting." your encrypted chat service will be named "wazzaaap." you'll be receiving news about the ongoing water wars via a protocol inexplicably titled "doggo"

Not enough people are ready to admit he carried Xena

I've waited however long it's been already I can wait till launch date

Watching people insist it must be some larger cyber attack because they can't wrap their head around just how much stuff relies on AWS at some point in the chain 🙃

Less tents, more hammocks with rain flys

Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure

Each AWS outage is a chance for people to reevaluate whether billionaires should be allowed to exist, and each time this test is cut short when the entertainment comes back on.

Plus Toronto could use a sports W considering their NBA team is handcuffed to Drake and lmao the leafs

The people I know who jays post were doing it all season but the mariners posters clearly didn't have that regular season dog in em so I might have to side with the Jays on that alone.

the neighbor who never cleans up after their dog is one thing but the one who DOES bag it up but then chucks the bag into the little garden bed in my building's retaining wall, that is truly someone who needs their ass beat

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Carson Wince

YouTube video by Hydra University of Minnesota Fight Song- "Minnesota Rouser"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kyI...

crowd didn't even say "thats debatable" when Gophers killed off the penalty, they're 100% checked out