@competentposter.bsky.social
Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner. Ontario, Canada. Banner photo: @mardiroos.bsky.social My art acc: @ShrineAmbience.bsky.social https://competentposter.neocities.org/
Hamburger Celsius is like:
+30 too hot for hamburger bbq
+20 perfect hamburger weather
+10 wear an autumn jacket while grilling
0 froze hamburger buns won't thaw out
-10 hamburgers in your freezer
-20 car window frozen stuck in drive-thru
-30 average hamburger in Antarctica
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
12.11.2025 21:00 β π 237 π 83 π¬ 0 π 0
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That's my wee nephew
12.11.2025 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Being shuffled out of the theater like a card-counting gambler when the manager catches wind that you've been imagining the superior picture quality, crisp detail, and immersive experience of UltraAVX 3D, during a regular ticket screening
12.11.2025 18:38 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Germans are just admiring your skull shape, it is a gesture of endearment
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Coffee is all around us #universe
12.11.2025 17:01 β π 258 π 34 π¬ 5 π 0The understated power of loving all your fucking friends innit
12.11.2025 00:42 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0I'll be honest: I'm afraid to live a little.
12.11.2025 01:26 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
cat hiding his little face
he's seen enough
12.11.2025 02:08 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0pinned, thanks!
11.11.2025 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all those sleep posts lost, like tears in rain
11.11.2025 18:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Words to live by
11.11.2025 15:21 β π 90 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0Wo! You SCARED me! I was off in my happy place, and you just popped in and wrecked my whole thing!
The one fall hike I'm doing
09.11.2025 19:53 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
11.11.2025 12:18 β π 905 π 147 π¬ 13 π 11I know what to believe anymore
11.11.2025 01:20 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I've squandered my tactical advantage
11.11.2025 01:37 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0but bro... the luncheon...
11.11.2025 09:15 β π 30 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
*Brightens up your day*
11.11.2025 04:42 β π 73 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
ensconced
11.11.2025 00:34 β π 52 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
10.11.2025 13:42 β π 209 π 39 π¬ 1 π 1for many of you, iβd fight someone slightly larger than myself on your behalf. for others, iβd pull my hat down over my eyes and retreat to the back of the saloon
10.11.2025 11:45 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.
27.02.2025 13:09 β π 1640 π 149 π¬ 42 π 14What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
10.11.2025 07:17 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0A little boy named Crispin has stolen a spoonful of your jam.
>Cast "Fireblast" (rank 5)
>Cast "Temporal Contusion" (rank 2)
>Perform "Spinal Obliteration" (requires waraxe equipped)
The homie is maneuverable.
10.11.2025 04:06 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
09.11.2025 22:39 β π 72 π 12 π¬ 1 π 1(admiring my new claymore) It's so over for my foes..
(Swordsmith, typing on cash register) Would you like a rewards account?
(Me) Not today
(Smith) Can I set you up with our extended warranty?
(Me) I don't think I'll need it, it's a pretty good sword
(Smith, slightly annoyed) It's a nice sword
