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Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner. Ontario, Canada.

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Hmm. Not working..

15.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real progressive Democrats follow me for political news, election analysis, and to support #BlueWave #progressive candidates from the Democratic Party like Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris, who bravely stand against Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans #American #Democrat #voting #midterms

15.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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will you be Turtle's valentine?

15.02.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made cal wake up to take this picture and then I felt bad! Iโ€™m sorry!

14.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Michelle, the short haired stripy cat walking along a deck railing

Michelle, the short haired stripy cat walking along a deck railing

Grape soda, the long-haired tortie laying on concrete in the sun, looking a little evil

Grape soda, the long-haired tortie laying on concrete in the sun, looking a little evil

Sunny Friendday

14.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
dougal dog on a blue purple flower duvet - he is a 35kg huntaway fuzzy black and tan

dougal dog on a blue purple flower duvet - he is a 35kg huntaway fuzzy black and tan

look at my big strong farm dog

14.02.2026 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We getting cozy

13.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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album cover

13.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey man

14.02.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
small black cat hanging out in a doll house

small black cat hanging out in a doll house

14.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ok divaaaaaa

14.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kit curled up on a blanket and snoozing

Kit curled up on a blanket and snoozing

Snug maxing

14.02.2026 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 405    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sunset with some high fish-shaped cumulus clouds that look like theyโ€™re riding the cirrus clouds above them like a wave

A sunset with some high fish-shaped cumulus clouds that look like theyโ€™re riding the cirrus clouds above them like a wave

Whale pod

13.02.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am on tour btw. Just did Richmond. Norwalk next, adding more. I love doing independent venues if people have any recs

13.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

last time i plan bank heist w this pedantic ass crew

13.02.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DAFFODIL: OK, what's new?
GRASSY: Well I have been getting a lot of attention.
WEB PAGE: TranslatingTime.
Translate English to French.
The Plagiarism Bastard.
WEB PAGE:
VidoCue.
nuggetsleigh (1 year ago)
it's true Le Dรฉviant des Attentes stole all his magic tricks from Goof du Monde. makes me sad to have ever supproted him I can grow facial hair like his.
Reply:
Something | just came up with is that he is more like
Le Salaud du Plagiat.
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DAFFODIL: OK, what's new? GRASSY: Well I have been getting a lot of attention. WEB PAGE: TranslatingTime. Translate English to French. The Plagiarism Bastard. WEB PAGE: VidoCue. nuggetsleigh (1 year ago) it's true Le Dรฉviant des Attentes stole all his magic tricks from Goof du Monde. makes me sad to have ever supproted him I can grow facial hair like his. Reply: Something | just came up with is that he is more like Le Salaud du Plagiat. WEB PAGE: 427 notifications.

My Brilliant Comments

grassyvalley.thecomi...

13.02.2026 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gold medal figure skaters have group chats but bluesky doesn't, literally in hell world rn

13.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it smell crazy in there

12.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

studying the simpsons

12.02.2026 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No quarter expected, no quarter given.

12.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Bring ye news from the river?" the stoat asked holding his cane and hat. "Still babbling" I responded. This caused immediate unease and panic in the tavern, all creatures large and small started mumbling and making plans. I realised I was thinking of the brook, but didn't want to seem a fool.

12.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old Heads be jamming the Doug theme in their apartment living room

12.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bird song that reminds you of the eternal glade

12.02.2026 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You'd have to be living under a rock to have not heard about everything in the entire world

12.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s D&D (dusty and dolly)

11.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know norms are breaking down all around us, but you can't put "Comes across like Mango, if Chris Kattan was a less charismatic and talented performer" in a peer-to-peer feedback form. You have to at least gesture your critique is about my job, and not my "whole thing".

11.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paulโ€”an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

11.02.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11387    ๐Ÿ” 6573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 275    ๐Ÿ“Œ 630

the birds are a chirping. spring is coming

11.02.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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