nightylamp

be the pussy you want to eat in the world

i feel like you know the answer

I SOLVED THE MYSTERY: youre cool

thats my alt

paul frazzie clogged my toilet which flooded my bathroom and didnt say anything to me he just left it like that like i wouldnt notice or something as if there isnt piss dookie water all over the floor and on my bath rugs paul what the hell man

sorry i poisoned your drink with a love potion.. google is free, cyanide *IS* a love potion..

Bluesky 2 (Twitter 3)

[pirate trans man talking about their bottom surgery doctor who uses neopronouns]

"it's making me nuts"

death by a thousand dead guys

those penguins are pretty funny..

i actually developed a process to turn rocks into water. i can destroy the entire island of madagascar at the wave of a hand.

YouTube video by Conner O'Malley Pipe rock theory

youtu.be/yzuj14hzCaw?...

i have this bit with my family dog where i pet him and he likes it

yeah i didnt get it but i liked it anyway

i was never potty trained. ive just been winging it.

just a heads up, you’re 100% accountable for anything you did in my dream

giving a tour of my house and asking my guests if they have any cool new slurs for the objects im pointing at

I think everyone needs to kiss and make up

Looks like we're all having about 5 different, separate arguments at eachother all at the same time. Excellent.

All Celebrities Are Bastards

i mean, it is already a dogwhistle. im pretty sure the origin of the word is used in a racist way towards a class of sentient robots in Star Wars. It was played as humorous because its fantasy, but i dont think trying to tie it with actual human cultural attitudes is a good idea.

if i missed something, ok

history of the world:
-caveman times
-knights
-cowboy times
-hitler times (really bad)
-george bush elected (bad)
-today

checking my groceries for endangered shark meat

i think the whole debate about "clanker" would be pretty simple if people werent also saying "Rosa Sparks". sure its kinda funny to say the robot slur, but i think being eager to say the robot slur is just a little weird maybe.

i felt the mattress had to do with that but i was also going over how to properly isolate a room using inner wall insulation techniques so i feel like the mattress would be unnecessary

this reads like an oldfriend99 post

just woke from a dream where my friends and i were building a music studio because there wasnt a nearby one in our area. we were surveying the land to build it on. this involved a mattress for some reason.

i fucking knew it