@hornyrobot.bsky.social
It’s called Marfan syndrome but it should be called more fun syndrome
26.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Timing my reload perfectly to give me enhanced damage on the pussy
26.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe I’m so good at tweeting
26.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The German word for farting a fart that does not smell to be yours
26.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe they made a show about the mind of mencia
26.10.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Booty is in the hand of the buttholder
26.10.2025 06:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Haha yeah with an extra looooong frame if you know what I’m saying
26.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I need to calm down I imagine Jeff bezos’s head exploding scanners style
25.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Performing a juggling combo on the pussy
25.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would you like some of my human “caviar”
25.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dry firing my prostate
25.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We were framed
25.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Got my best shit on you know I’m getting succcced real good tonight
24.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shall I compare thee to an underground Bulgarian bukkake
24.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The absolute last thing a hombre likes me wants to go with is the flow
24.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Butthole sun… won’t you cum
24.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m writing in Amy Schumer for the mayor of NYC. Here’s why you should too
24.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kamala is brat ❤️
24.10.2025 10:15 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
imagining Super Size Me if Morgan Spurlock was an emo girl
24.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Charging up and going Level 3 on the pussy
24.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Going Advanced Mode on the pussy
24.10.2025 06:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Fall is always an important time on my podcast, What’s-a Goin on with Gourds?!
24.10.2025 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I ever wanted in life was for mileena from mortal Kombat to be real and to eat me
24.10.2025 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what never goes out of style? Consuming the souls of your foes to bolster your heinous spiritual energy
23.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For a second I thought the gun was a tube full of assorted medium to small sausages
23.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Segway tour guide broke his leg falling off his Segway so we had to humanely put him down by repeatedly running over his head on our Segways. “Don’t leave me here to die slowly” he kept saying. “This is the way of the Segway, there is no room for passengers”.
23.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I’m not convinced anybody can jockey for position as well as me. When I’m jockeying, I’m in my element. You can’t stop the jock
23.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s just say I’ve cleaved a few knaves in twain
23.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God, grant me thy strength, and also knife arms, just replace my forearms and hands with razor sharp, nigh unbreakable blades. I could do so much with them, I know it
22.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
