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The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Oh, absolutely agreed!
I try to convert whoever I can, but a lot of people just don't care
(and so I give them massgravel + Talon)

get.activated.win
MAS FTW

The System > Sound settings in Windows 11, almost every single option, including Volume & Mono audio is grayed out. You also cannot choose a Microphone.

"Microsoft is attempting to restrict audio settings to people with Windows 11 Licenses" is some shit you'd hear Linux users making up and then getting laughed at because its Too Ridiculous but here we are, I guess.

Page 20 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip gets closer to Mason, looking panicked. Mason flinches. Kip : "I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I just thought- I didn't mean it like- Mason, I thought you were trying to say something!" Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason looking anxious and sweating. Mason (thinking) : "What do i do?" Panel 3 : Kip and Mason are lit brightly. Kip : "I-I'm so sorry, I'm such and idiot!! I knew you weren't flirting with me, I'm so stupid!" Mason (thinking) : "I didn't prepare for this. Why did you have to say this now?" Kip : "I'm sorry, please, don't hate me!" Panel 4 : Kip becomes withdrawn and starts to spiral. Kip : "I don't know why I grabbed your hand! I'm sorry, I-" Mason (thinking) : "Stop apologizing." Kip : "I- I can't-" Mason (thinking) : "I'm not ready. I- I'm not...!" Panel 5 : Mason suddenly grabs Kip's arms. Mason : No, no. You were right. It was flirting. Panel 6 : Kip looks up to Mason, dumbfounded. Kip : "I... wha?"

Page 21 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Mason is still grabbing Kip's arms, looking panicked. Mason : "It-It wasn't supposed to be like that. I did it for you." Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason. Mason : "I overheard you say something- that you wanted to kiss me" Mason (thinking) : "What am I saying?" Mason : "And i wanted to make you happy so i started to entertain your feelings, and one thing led to another" Panel 3 : Mason still holding Kip's arms in front of the bus stop. Mason : "I didn't mean for it to go this far, it was just making you so excited and..." Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned." Mason : "You didn't want me to stop, so-" Mason (thinking) : "Stop. Stop talking!" Panel 4 : The frame turns mostly black. Kip pulls away from Mason. Panel 5 : Mason panicking more and more. Mason : "I was going to tell you... I..." Panel 6 : Kip looks shocked and incredulous. Kip : "... Mason, what?" Panel 7 : Kip : "You've known how I felt this whole time and you waited until now to say anything? You- you can't just play with my feelings like that ! How is any of this okay?"

Page 22 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip : "You were just toying with my feeling for weeks!? You didn't even like me back ! Why would you lead me on like this?" Panel 2 : "That's- That's not- I was doing this for you. You wanted me to flirt with you, didn't you?" Panel 3 : A detailed shot of Kip. They extend past the border of the frame. Kip : "Not like this! I really thought that for once, someone actually liked me! I didn't want this, I was happy with what we had! Just being in your life was enough, I- I... i just don't get it! Is... is it my fault?" Panel 4 : The frame turns dark purple. Kip : "I-It's my fault, isn't it...!?" Mason : "I... I..." Panel 5 : Mason (thinking) : "It wasn't supposed to turn out this way." Kip : "W-Was I being too clingy? I knew i was asking too much!" Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned it"

Page 23 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip leans back and looks away. Mason (thinking) : "I can't breathe...! Why can't I breathe?" Kip : "Mason, I-" Panel 2 : A close-up of Kip. Kip : "I can't- I have to go!" Panel 3 : A close-up, low angle shot of Mason. Mason (thinking) : "Nothing is coming out- Say something, please!" Panel 4 : Kip starts to run away. Mason (thinking): "They're leaving, say something !" Panel 5 : Kip looks back while running away. Mason (thinking): "That look- That same look...!" Panel 6 : A close-up of Mason. Mason (thinking): "I've seen them make that face before I never wanted to see them like this! Not again...!" Panel 7 : Flashback, two years ago. A wide shot of the city skyline at night. Thunder crashes. Mason : "Kip!!"

Puppy Love Pages 20-23

i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock

wanna draw more dyson tree stuff soon

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

Repaste worked! 20c cooler. It had its motherboard replaced after it failed by the Dell Out Of Warranty Service center (a month after the warranty expired, of course), and they did a shit job. They somehow managed to miss an entire thermal pad and barely got any paste on the CPU/GPU dies.

A piece of did for Eurofurence this year. Of course theme is sci-fi the year I end up being GoH, so this turned out quite the struggle lmao.

DUBE

made a starter pack for nice, cool mutuals and others that engage! For any community member🐾♥️

Lmk if you’d like to be added :3

Done! Testing is showing much better thermals. 90% utilization, and it's only at 70c compared to 100c before!

A laptop's heatsink, with new thermal pads applied to it.

Pads done, now for the paste

Turns out they straight up forgot one of the thermal pads, too

A photo of the CPU and GPU of a laptop with the heatsink removed. There's hardly any paste on the chips while it's caked onto the heatsink.

My laptop was running hot, so I decided to repaste it. Got the heatsink off and. wow. Thanks, Dell Out Of Warranty Service Center. Really impeccable work you guys are doing over there.

Dune, a fat dragon with golden fur converses with one of the ancient spirits that inhabits his body about using a strange, evil artifact to raise and enslave an undead army. Dune opts instead to ask a nearby dead skeleton nicely, to which it responds well.

Dune is a non-conventional necromancer.

converted a bunch of friends to mastodon. now to get them hooked on linux....

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

this was recorded in real time from a custom page i coded just for this btw. little pink freaks dancing in my browser

dare you enter the

𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜

Birthday Months:

1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)

konqi has something to say!

someone should really make a PS5 emulator that's able run to run Death Stranding 2 on my 13 year old 32 bit android phone

added sound to a gif i like

Introvert trying to confess