Sounds like the recipe for being the worst human being one could possibly be

MAGA communist, god what a fucking nightmare

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/

Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse

Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse https://theonion.com/astronaut-hates-long-nightly-spacewalk-to-iss-outhouse/

Now the long awaited sequel to Steve Witkoff goes to Russia, Steve Witkoff goes to Jail

Of all the Rus’ the Muscovite one is perhaps the least compatible with modernity and meaningful cooperation

It’s often thought their primary export was oil but turns out it’s actually copium

The damage this knobhead has done to modern politics can’t be understated. I hope and pray his influence fades and soon.

It goes without saying that they don’t want peace

He hasn’t shown any gratitude to the fact he’s not serving consecutive life sentences

Lmao and that egg Hoekstra has the gall to say we’re “interfering” in THEIR politics

I feel like if it were only the true believers involved the entire movement would consist of 8 guys and an F-350 with no catalytic converter

You can practically smell the AstroTurf even here on the east coast

Mike “Bottom Bitch” Johnson

If he subsequently pulled it out, the shit streaks would probably spell out a better policy

I think Trump should cede all his properties to Ukraine

God what a hideous state of affairs

What the fuck is there even to trade with that shitty little resource micro economy of theirs.

It’s funny when all these conservatives drone on about how much they love meritocracy when in reality if it were a true meritocracy they’d be living on the street

I consider the US to be a significant threat to national security right now, I’d like to resume a positive relationship after the current regime down there is given the boot and brought to justice but any future relationship won’t have the same flavour as before

When is the reform wing of the federal conservatives gonna wake up and realise their political capital is spent and they’re causing the party to fracture down the original 90s lines

They should send some nice baguettes in his general direction, the ones with guidance systems that explode

YouTube video by Templarius GiscardPunk - late 70's and 1980's technosolutionist France (synthwave edit)

Wtf I’m worlds #1 France fan now

Doodle I did, it’s got to do with what I’m writing

I bet they’d change their tune if they were the one that got ran over. People love to talk a big game when they’re not on the receiving end.

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

A few well placed airstrikes in western Russia and those messages will stop coming, guarantee you.

It’s probably a weird vestige of Soviet era American leftism that refuses to die

Liberalism?+Ba’athist apologia=Kyle I guess???

“You know after playing Knights of the Old Republic I became really fascinated with the idea of the Rakatan mind prison, so I’ve directed Tesla towards making that a real thing”