Solar Soleil

I love my girlfriend 🥰🥰🥰

Some of y'all that don't like The Life Of a Showgirl or certain songs on it just aren't madly in love or sexually satisfied by your partners and honestly I just feel bad for you. The girlies who get it, get it 😏

The couple that just moved in next door is already fighting and breaking up 🤦

Apparently no one works at Walmart anymore

Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.

Sleepover with my partner 🥰

Boneless wings are just adult chicken nuggets

Is the tipping system in the US stupid and harmful? Yes. Should businesses pay their employees adequately and not force their customers to pay part of their wages? Absolutely. But refusing to participate by not tipping doesn't harm the system. It only harms those of us still trapped in it.

Your first mistake was coming to McDonald's. Your second mistake was expecting an accurate order. Your third mistake was expecting customer service. Also it stinks in here.

Picking up from Qdoba and they gave me a free drink while I'm waiting 👌

They just offered me another $5 fuck yes

Just got a $16.50 offer and it's a big one so they just gave me an extra $5 for waiting 👌

All I wanted was to have dinner with my dad for my birthday and all I got was some emojis in a group chat. Guess I'm the only one that thinks this one is worth celebrating. Happy fucking birthday to me I guess.

Asked my dad if we could grill for my birthday. He said his grill is too old so he can't hook up a propane tank to it. I said I just figured making dinner at home would be cheaper. He then says he doesn't know what he's doing this weekend.

Doubling it is far enough

Severe thunderstorms/tornado watch in our area. We're in a basement apartment and will shelter in the bathroom if sirens go off. No power but our phone is charged.

The bass in your car should not be so fucking loud that is causes me physical pain several hundred feet away. You fucking suck.

Weather brought migraine. Store didn't have what I wanted. Substituted begrudgingly, carbs consumed, going the fuck to bed. -Shift

Why is every single restaurant slow as shit. You are literally wasting my goddamn time, hurry the FUCK up. -Siren

It should NOT be the courier's job to call the customer if there's an issue with the order

Not me belting out The Giver by Chappel Roan as if I'm not a literal pillow princess 😅 -Calico

Imma need every single person I have to interact with today to have a sense of urgency PLEASE.

Anyways if you go to a restaurant and they're making your food without gloves.... Leave

Specifically Wing Stop is the worst. Them and McDonald's 🤮

Why is every single fast food restaurant the literal worst

Ok that made me laugh

Love, death, grief
Ritual, sacrifice, atonement

As Americans, why do we consistently give our time and attention and votes to people who cannot give a straight answer to literally any question ever? Like if you're asked a yes or no question and you say literally anything else, 🚨 INVALID ANSWER TRY AGAIN 🚨
until you get it the fuck right goddamn.