TheBirdman

You'd better let them fight, if they want to.

It costs nothing to be a decent person.

FFS gentlemen, don't spit your pouches into the urinal. 🖕

+850,293 THIS ☝️😡

Very demure, very [redacted] 😍

Oh boy oh boy it's new bar of soap day!

#adulting

¡Yo espero que uds están disfrutandose!

This hallway looks like it could be in a building somewhere in the old Midtown complex in downtown Rochester.

If you've been on some sort of group C/I plan/policy (ie, through an employer) for a while, trust me when I tell you to

GO TO AN INDEPENDENT AGENT AND REQUEST A >REQUOTE<

Even if it's with the same insurance company.

I probably gave up $6-7k by waiting as long as I did out of stubbornness! 😭

We have a short list of things to accomplish at work & his presence would be helpful at this lean employer - where he'll be the 2nd of 2 employees on site today!

At the very least, he could just admit to having a side piece so we're clear that "pick up my g-ddaughter" means "back around 3:00." 2/2

My boss, who I respect but am not a fan of due to his diaphanous availability, has two jobs (owns a sm. co.), a major position of responsibility in his church & oversight of a dozen or so kids, across g-dkids, grandkids, step kids and offspring.

He left an hour ago to "pick up my g-ddaughter". 1/2

So many johnsons 😑

+1 fellow ginger appreciator 🥰

The combination of standing up and reading this reply may lead to laughing profusely and the subsequent risk of falling down you are guilty of a reeko and my gold fringed attorney will be with you shortly 🤪

This Giving Tuesday, we're fundraising for the people and pets who need us most ❤️‍🩹

15outof10.org/2026-clinic-...

The beautiful and terrible contract we sign. 😔

My deepest sympathies. ✌️

A man in a tie-dye House Of Guitars t-shirt is seated at a table with a Christmas-themed tablecloth. His left arm is partially visible lower right, and in the opposite corner, part of his beard and left side of his neck, face out of frame. A corn bag with a puppy-themed cover sits on his left shoulder and a portion of a kitchen can be seen in the background.

Hoping this heated corn bag (+ some stretching) helps loosen up this shoulder by tomorrow. 🫤

#old
#ROC
#manuallaborguy
#meile

I use tuna juice... water from the tuna can diluted about 2:1 with water to ensure they're getting hydrated when they won't eat. Right into a saucer, tiny amount of shredded tuna for if they get motivated.

Had to downshift back to kitten pate for my 13 y/o puker. 🫤 Worked really well for him.

coming on 4am been wide awake since 1:30 can't get comfortable just scrolling endlessly with my neck in this bad position so I'll have a headache tomorrow now the cat knows I'm awake and wants to be fed and I'm just generally unhappy so maybe I need some tea or something this sucks

Hey, enjoy in good health! ✌️😊

Not interested in these horrible bastages I take it? 😏

Original Variety Pack | Little Hug share.google/2hOW4II5GMbd...

Nice thing about peppermint is it's more of an all-year-round thing

for when I eat like an idiot

all year round 😑

[An Australian animated children's show has entered the chat.]

IS THERE ANY WAY TO MUTE POSTS THAT ARE USING NORMAN ROCKWELL'S "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" PAINTING BECAUSE I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT PARTICULAR MEME NOW THANKS

The Fish is on it

covering the story from all angles

because his followers will eat it up

but not if he gets to it furst

'some' can, yes.

The fact that it happens is TRUE.

The FREQUENCY with which it happens is important to note, as it removes the logical reasoning for hysteria.

A person who swears off alcohol can backslide & kill someone 20 yrs later with a DWI.

The vast majority, however, do not.

An eBay post for a urine chemistry analyzer indicates that it is pre-owned and features free returns. The price is $111.11 or best offer, plus $15.40 in shipping.

idk idk