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@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social

Night Mayor of Minneapolis Twin Cities DSA he/him

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"No one should ever be fired under socialism" is the offspring of the anti-work childishness that scoffs at the idea that production and labor are real challenges for humanity that we have to solve, and not just chores being handed down by our capitalist parents. Grow up.

12.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't had a baseball glove on my hand since I was single-digits years old, and I always stop to appreciate your craftsmanship and the stories behind it.

12.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Colts crowd with a man holding up a giant D and a cut out of a fence (like defense)

Colts crowd with a man holding up a giant D and a cut out of a fence (like defense)

When I went to my buddy's dissertation defense in front of his committee, someone deadass brought two signs like below, so I think you should go nuts.

12.12.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddammit, Bahn Appetit is closing? This is great news for my health and horrible news for every other part of me.

12.12.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

*whispering*
"it's a cyclone state"

12.12.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol holy shit

11.12.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 948    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 1

Is 5.5 lbs of pig a lot of pig? Or a regular amount?

11.12.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just called the Sentyrz butcher on the phone to custom order ham loaf and can't recommend it enough. I'm truly maximizing my brand value.

11.12.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're in line to get lectured, STAY IN LINE!!

11.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ronnie tells Harry that he is a 'pot-of-coffee-by-day, bottle-of-wine-by-night' type of guy.
Harry says, 'Triple that, and you got me.'

11.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knitting slippers for my niece and I realized I fucked up a major section 20 rows back and now I'll have to frog the whole thing because I'm not smart enough to pick up and read my old stitches.

11.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Code enforcement for the Night City has been severely underfunded for years.

11.12.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think in part, there are multiple actors all communicating separately with different channels (Evan, the board, Ranchers). But yes, it's been very confusing -- I cried as the taproom closed on Sunday with the bartenders, but it seems like ranchers is winking that a new one may be in the works

11.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

People who feel driven to self-improvement in this moment are simply built different than me.

10.12.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand having higher frequency times, but come on folks. 9:05 is like my FAVORITE time to head to work. You can't switch to low frequency then.

10.12.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mind it, but I'm a Texas chili guy

10.12.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good chili is not soup. It can be eaten with a fork.

10.12.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a meal. It doesn't fill you up. It's just hot water poured over actual food. πŸ‘Ž

10.12.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, is this how people think I sound when I talk about soup being bad?

10.12.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
rib kid

rib kid

How i look when that sweet tomato glaze hits the plate.

10.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's snow on the ground, lights are going up all over town -- that's right folks. It's Ham Ball season.

10.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How did you miss this? bsky.app/profile/coop...

10.12.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I could walk 10 minutes in the opposite direction and grab the 11 which runs more often for an extra hour? IDK man

10.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also think defense attorneys are bad, but for the morally correct reason (antagonism toward anyone who attends law school).

10.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not have a shelter at my stop at all.

10.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to make this work, but a 30 minute swing on missing a bus is A LOT

10.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if I'm just lazy swine, but even with the E line opening, the 17 only running every 30 minutes after 9:00am and 6:30pm is kinda a deal breaker for feeling like transit is a good option to commute to campus.

10.12.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/coop...

10.12.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shameful that this has more reposts than the Auschwitz cake. Do better, bloosky.

10.12.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't think i've ever seen pepper spray on fresh snow beforeβ€”what a wild, striking visualization of its impact

09.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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