Lucas Gonzalez

If the chicken is coaxed into the right geometry, I suppose anything's possible!

I imagine it's kind of hard for one to safely operate an oven without thumbs, but perhaps it's got a trick or two up its sleeve that doesn't involve shattering the glass with its other party trick

On the comfort note, I found out years ago that Haggar uses a really light, flexible, breathable and slightly stretchy material and stretchy waistbands that are so much more comfortable than all of the other dress pants I've tried. Maybe they have womens' options that are worth a try?