Aaron Alexovich

He could give these weapons to Ukraine but he won’t.

My frog bard, Koi Bottoms in a pirate outfit yelling “I said, you suck!”

Something I drew in 2024. Seems appropriate to repost today!

This is what I wore to my wedding.

The cover of the horror novel Moonflow by Bitter Karella. Sort of a trippy blacklight poster freakout with musrooms and skulls growing out of a lady. Very nice.

Really enjoyed Moonflow! It’s funny and gross, and features an inspiring vision of dutiful cat stewardship. @bitterkarella.bsky.social didn’t blow it here! (Cool perverts only.)

FINALLY some good news from this administration!

Had a dream that @misterabk.bsky.social was proofreading my short story for proper English slang usage. He strongly and repeatedly suggested I begin the story with the word “PSYCHOANTHROPHAGUS.” I don’t believe this is common slang in England, but am open to being corrected.

Black and white illustration of a decayed, dripping, skeletal person crawling out of a muddy pit. Reads “Live through the ditches”

Black and white illustration of three witches riding on brooms across the night sky. Reads “Laugh through the witches”

Black and white illustration of the dragula coffin car. Reads “Love in the back of my dragula”

It’s that time of year again, time repost the best thing I ever made

I only work on things that have Dragula vibes. If the thing does not appear to have Dragula vibes I will BE those vibes.

Shock City | A New Book by Aaron Alexovich Worlds collide when human kid Milo accidentally befriends monster kid Sunny Von Shock. Can the unlikely duo save their town of Shock City before it's too late?

Fun fact: every copy of my kids' horror book SHOCK CITY comes with a full set of the Epstein files. My publisher argued it wasn't "appropriate," but I held the line. Probably should have mentioned this last year. shockcity.co

You still see them here and there, but the real trick is to get them to sit still long enough for a photo.

I don't blame them. Very difficult to get photographs of buildings!

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

This is the only movie that matters to me now!

This is cool as hell! Hope This Is Fine Dog is okay after that ordeal.

A tumblr post that reads "WHo would have believed that the perfect wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?" Two identical images are then side by side. The first caption is "Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904". The Caption for the image on the left reads, "Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottis National Antarctix Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904"

i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today

A close-up of Ray Harryhausen’s Medusa puppet from Clash of the Titans.

BAM. You’re all stone now. No regrets!

My petrified face as I think about flying through the sky.

MELBOURNE TOY & COMIC CON SUNDAY OCTOBER 12TH 10 AM - 5 PM AT MELBOURNE AUDITURIUM 625 E HIBISCUS BLVD, MELBOURNE, FL 32901 RIKKI SIMONS Voice of GIR ANDY MERRILL Voice of Brak TICKETS $10 - KIDS 10 & UNDER FREE FREE PARKING TOY & COMIC VENDORS, ARTISTS, COSPLAY, TRIVIA, & MORE!

Heyo! I’m going to be in Melbourne Florida this Sunday for the Melbourne Toy and Comic show! Stop by and reassure me as I think too hard about airport control towers!
Woo!

The cover for the Nerd Inferno Omnibus featuring Milk and CHeese, the Eltingville Club and characters from Dork.

Sarah has fixed Jerry's eye color on the Nerd Inferno cover. Those who complained must now pick up a copy or you will be cursed. First step, your plants die. Second, your pets run away. Third...well, it involves teeth. Avoid potential calamity with a simple purchase. More info: tinyurl.com/yfw59k2r

🚀 Bunny Vs Monkey: Intergalactic Monkey Business is out NOW! Book eleven in the best-selling comic series drags our cute chaotics up into space, as the fate of the whole world depends on them!

✨ I really hope you like it ✨

(Published by @dfbstoryhouse.bsky.social)

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Californians, let’s call (916) 445-2841 to tell Newsom’s office to sign the following pro LGBTQ+ rights bills before the deadline:

AB 82/SB 497
AB 1084/SB 59
SB 418
AB 554
AB 728
AB 678
SB 590
SB 450

A pencil doodle of a casual-looking goth/punk witch, Serenity Rose. No big deal.

Busting out the old mechanical pencil for a thing.

Oh no! It's a spooky pumpkin.

Vampire is available to adopt in Southern California. Willing to drive her out up to 2hrs for the right match!

Costume & Candy store included. Dm for details

Rikki IS Moominpappa.

Pic of a 6-week tabby kitten against a pink bg

Pic of a 6-week tabby kitten against a pink bg

Pic of a 6-week tabby kitten against a pink bg

Pic of a 6-week tabby kitten against a pink bg

Vampire is available to adopt in LA or Orange County!

2 weeks ago I found a small kitten trapped in the middle of a busy intersection. Now she's 6 weeks and ready to find her forever home.

Adoption application available on VIDA. Dm if you have questions about her! www.petfinder.com/cat/vampire-...

Celebrating Michèle Burke Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.

ICYMI: After hearing yesterday that FX legend & Oscar winner Michele Burke had passed away, I decided to publish her book chapter in its entirety (I also have some pics she shared that never went into the book in there too): from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/celebrating-...

Cheers!

MWAHAHAHA! October is finally here, freaks! Enjoy this spooky Far-Fetched short from 2022, featuring mad scientist Piper indulging in some sweet Halloween experiments!

Here in the States this disclaimer appeared before every movie released between 1983 and 2009.

A screenshot of the disclaimer that preceded Michael Jackson's Thriller video. "Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in the occult. - Michael Jackson"

Quick disclaimer as we enter the scary season:

If I had a time machine, I am no longer certain I'd use it to kill Hitler.