favorite relative of Tim Bergslien.

What about human stock ticker?

Kid literally turning into Dr. Phil. I guess selling your soul to MAGA earns you a specific look.

Kiddi Vanilli

They always fuck themselves. Thank god they're idiots

The same would be raised if you just fairly taxed billionaires. And no one would suffer....not even the billionaires

Remember, too , they said John Kerry didn't get purple hearts, and they wore bandaids at the GOP convention to mock him

You're all talk just like them @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence in his memory this morning

Melania not as shitty as Ratner is quite the compliment 🤣

Probably wanted Harvey Weinstein to produce but pardons don't work at the state level.

Van Drew guzzled something, but I don't think it's Kool-Aid

Schumer will fuck it up somehow

I need a McDonald's quarter pounder to step up and help out here...one tiny price of arterial plaque please... I'm begging for the world.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.

I believe those were the actual qualifications for the job.

The real question is....which safe democrats will Schumer use to continue funding ICE?

And that was why I stopped all TYT consumption on all media the year before this last presidential election, and I'm never going back.... too little too late

Venezuelan ICE

Or run he should as a fucking GOP candidate and take his party back. We got enough milquetoast corporate hacks on this side and we don't need another.

Typo....pedo-imperialism

Who hasn't done a 20 minute long blink... every time I watch a movie in bed with my wife... no dear, I was just blinking.

Obviously, gotta impeach this guy. I'm being sarcastic, for any MAGA reading this (fucking NY post is a joke)

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Allow me to offer them an alternative to taxing

Everyone, including the GOP, knows Schumer is all talk.

trump class = titanic 2

Sadly, and I wish punishment would come, but I disagree and point to Nixon, Kissinger, Reagan, both Bushes, Cheney, and almost everyone in their administration of law breakers.

This was the one that stumped him. They asked if it's a lion or a tiger.

The Deez pricing package