W.G. Snuffy, Esq.

Can you imagine your eviction notice being served via official publication by the Crown?

Baylen and Colin are absolutely ending in divorce, right?

#BaylenOutLoud

Mr. Rogers was secretly paid by Big Textile to get people to stretch out their sweaters by hanging them.

#ChangeMyMind

This Kristen Wiig & Haley Joel Osment House Hunters movie is wild.

Did the Rapture happen? I had court all day.

This is Bruce's wife. Bruce passed away on Sept 19th from complications with cancer treatment. I'll leave his account open for now. He loved sports and talking about sports and will be eternally missed.

Ableist

the dril tweet about budgeting and his family dying

dril tweets as biblical figures: a thread

Job

HBO Max wouldn't have to change its name so much if they could just label House Hunters episodes in the same way the internet does.

Imagine how good at computers this guy would be with more than one monitor?

#Waroftheworld #waroftheworlds2025

Tennessee Manhunt would be a phenomenal band name.

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

American Eagle does not have a political agenda. They aren't promoting eugenics and they aren't "pushing back" against whatever tf the Right thinks "woke" means today.

They are trying to sell jeans and are using a popular hot chick to do it.

Both sides need to touch grass.

Did Happy Gilmore not record a homestead?

#LawTwitter

a talking shit and a talking piss

Why is there a talking shit and a talking piss on my TV, @Huggies?

28 Years Later: Spoilers without context
#28YearsLater #28YearsLaterSpoilers

Found out what happened to Tori from Saved By The Bell.

#TheArena #CNN #KasieHunt

Bravo has The Mask on right now. It used to show operas.

We used to be a proper country!

I'm so excited for their employees!

A Pens.com added for Engraved Alpha Soft Touch Pen with Stylus pens.

This ad is making me regret my recent Cuck Pen purchase.

I didn't watch but according to social media, Jen McCabe either killed or was killed on cross-examination proving confirmation bias is real any most people watching trials for entertainment have no idea what they are talking about.

Pierbattista Pizzaballa - this is a real guy with a real name.

The only Pope I'll accept.

Congrats to any degenerate gamblers betting on the UFL who just hit the over in the St. Louis v. Arlington game on that pick-6.

What do YOU call this?

How pissed must Macaulay be?

"I'm the star! He played a bedwetter."

Only saw A Real Pain, Conclave, and Dune: Part 2.

Having watched virtually nothing this year, here are my Oscar picks. #Oscars2025 #AcademyAwards

Why is Orlando Bloom's dad doing a cruise ad?

That's very sweet but I'm not him. Just love the name.

The Grammys got Marilyn Manson to cover California Dreaming?!

#Grammys25