Louis

The Bodø/Glimt result puts United's win into context; probably should have kept Saka and transferred Foden for Bruno next week, but I got caught up in the price hype.

🔒 | Final Team for #GW23:

🔁 Saka and Keane ⏩ Bruno F and Chalobah

©️ Haaland

🏦 ITB: 5.1 | 📈 OR: 191k | #FPL

One last rodeo for Foden. The bench should cover the Bruno G uncertainty. My heart says wildcard soon.

5m in the bank, nothing stopping me bringing in an Arsenal defender other than stubbornness at this point. Let's go haters.

170k overall.

#FPL

Sprint stage. Just put all my savings on a Matt Brennan Yellow Jersey in 2027.

ridewithgps.com/routes/53737...

#TdF

I love Mads. Every race he just wants to prove he's the strongest, the result is a bonus.

#GentWevelgem

Are they... Playing the Mario sound effect every time a rider finishes the TT at Tirreno-Adriatico? Follow up question: do they have a sound ready if someone crashes

Absolute fair play making it to the biggest moment of your career and deciding to attack with a 1km to go.
#Omloop

Omloop Nieuwsblad ME: ⭐

What was that bike throw from Jasper Philipsen

The battle for the Intermediate Sprint jersey
#UAETour

The pro peloton need to be on high alert for these type of shenanigans in the mountains next

#voltaaoalgarve

Nothing really materialised on that stage, shame. Plenty of tattoo shots and nice bike profiles I suppose.

Jip van den Bos is great on commentary though, more of her please.

#UAETourWomen

Sell arms, punish migrants, repeat.

Comical pileup there, how was that allowed.
#EDB2025

I will avenge you, GCN
I will save you, Eurosport
I will kill you, TNT

Absolutely savage from Sky Sports to flash up the *mistakes leading to goal* infographic after less than 10 minutes

a woman is laughing in front of a curtain with the letters snl on it ALT: a woman is laughing in front of a curtain with the letters snl on it

Totally cool with Liverpool losing that clean sheet. Just a fun game.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

I need a @howtheracewaswon.com analysis on running styles, because it feels like Brand and Backstedt both messed up sections

For such an on/off race, really nice to see a rider who hates running take the win
#maasmechelen #cyclocross

Pro tip: make the most of this weather by looking pensively out a window and muttering "there's a storm coming" to no one in particular

I love how much Jeremy Powers hates this Dendermonde course

Another year, another display of Lars van der Haar popping his shoulder back in.
#superprestige #gullegem

I've watched so much cyclocross recently, but I desperately need an @escapecollective.bsky.social long read on the parents of racers. Pit crew, cheerleaders, post-race assistance. A family business.

That'll be an awkward podium presentation between Backstedt and Alvarado
#Superprestige #Gullegem

Yesss c'mon Sweeck, hold that pace!!!! #Loenhout

No sport captures the feeling of crushing, individual disappointment, like the darts. Feel for Heta.

The "We are going to die" line from Temple of Doom is just an all time delivery.

On to my third Spielberg film in three days and I gotta say this is the life. Thank you terrestrial television.

We've already reached the "Maguire as a target man" time of the year, I swear it comes round faster every manager.