Ensign Ro(wan)

So, the AI Tech Bros worship AI and don’t want to piss it off, right? So of course the goal of AI is to create a underclass of humans for AI to already be superior to when it gains sentience; this is why they want AI to create art and think great thoughts: they’re trying to make philosopher kings.

Meme of Theseus

I totally get it; a lot of genres aren’t my thing either because of reasons. It stinks, especially when your friends are super into the genre. The only mechsploitation-adjacent story I like is Psycho Nymph Exile by Porpentine Heartscape. It’s *weird* and gross in spots but has a lot of art to it.

What if Top Gun was about mind controlled lesbians?

An illustration by Spindle of the characters (from left to right) Asimov (half-elf with white hair), Ottilie (human with brownish orange short hair), and Felt (rabbitfolk woman with reddish pink hair). Asimov is under Ottilie holding her chin and playing with her hair while looking with a smug at her, her foot rubbing at Otti's vagina. Felt is on top of Otti holding her and fingering, while giving a lick to her shoulder.

the final payback

Six weeks on progrsterone

Oh definitely 🥵 also my favorite Vincent Price movie

Detective mysteries are second world fantasies because there is no place on earth where both criminals and detectives are smart.

Money.

Thanks, my bad.

When the computer stopped seeming relieved to be left alone

Getting close to the sequel release so why not catch up before then? ☺️

Women started fandom. Women started fanfic. Women started star Trek cons. Women invented beer, and the novel, while we're at it. Stop trying to erase women from spaces, you stupid, lazy, misogynistic fucks.

@pintlive.bsky.social's Tankification

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Felt (on the left, a pink-haired rabbitfolk woman), Ottilie (in the middle, human with short brownish orange hair), and Asimov (on the right, half-elf with white hair tied up in a ponytail). This is a sequel piece to my previous artwork. Felt and Asi are tickling Ottilie endlessly as payback for Otti's silly shenanigans with Felt previously

endless tickle payback

Timothy Chalamet is like if you washed Tommy Wiseau on hot and he shrunk two sizes.

College debt bubble, credit card debt bubble, auto/housing debt bubble, ai bubble, video game bubble, gambling bubble…

The cover for queer magical girl novel "Magica Riot: Full Bloom," by Kara Buchanan. The text "Magica Riot" is in the upper left corner in black in a combination of fantasty/crystalline and punk script fonts, while "Full Bloom" is below it in an interwoven script font in orange, red, and purple. The artwork depicts two trans girls, Iris and Bloom, laying on a bed of orange rain lilies. Iris has purple hair that fades to orange at the tips. She is wearing an orange sun dress, and is laying with her eyes closed. One hand is draped across her stomach, and the other is reaching up. Her fingertips are barely touching those of Bloom, also laying on her back and who is wearing a black corset dress, red bow, and long black gloves. She also has purple hair. Her eyes are open, and red. In her other hand, she holds a purple flower. Iris and Bloom are arranged diagonally across the page, head to head.

One year ago, you met my queer Portland rock band/magical girl squad, and their new trans member, Claire.

Soon, it'll be time for their next adventure!

"Magica Riot: Full Bloom" is the sequel to my debut. This is the cover, once again by @ambisweetiepie.bsky.social.

Release date & preorders soon!

Can we get a transed-out remake of Sliders please?!

To prevent a brotherly war of console jealousy, I have purchased a Switch 2 that younger brother can borrow from me while he’s here (older’s uncle got him a Switch 2 in September and the discontent has been fomenting ever since)

I’m convinced these tech boys never learned object permanence

Continuing the Autumn of amazing covers: This is a master class. I adore the visual pun of a silver bloom effect outlining the text.

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Best I ever got was third in the district (5th grade)

It’s important to call them skeets because Jay hates it when we do.

Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of Trans Rights By: Andy Lalwani

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

An illustration by Spindle of the character Tether, a woman with short black hair, black sclera, red iris, and white pupils, (cybernetic eyes), wearing a white tanktop, turquoise shorts, purple flipflops, riding a bicycle, as cat-shaped police drones surround her with weapons at the ready; also creating holographic "Stop - Police" strips around her.

caught speeding on a bicycle somehow

Half-succubus magical girl in a sexy black outfit with glowing womb tattoo and an aroused expression asking: "W-why do I feel so hot? Is this how all girls feel?"

What if succubus Ely?