Bobby Biscotti

Hearing voiceover dialogue explaining the most obvious basic shit in a movie really makes me feel connected to the dumbass test audiences who probably get scared when the sun goes away at the end of every day

Running "dominatr.exe" for my masochist AI boyfriend and polluting enough fresh water to cause a mass extinction event

Rack City (Taylor’s Version)

Love when people tell me they’re “extremely online” because it’s an immediate tell that they’re extremely offline but they saw a news story about the internet between 14 and 28 days ago

Playing blue so I can counter the dealer’s 21, then swing for lethal

If you had access to a time machine, would you go back to when he was a baby and kill Early Schlittler?

Not really "finding out" anything either. I already knew they were weird overcompensating crybullies who want to use the levers of government to punish people for not liking them.

And small beers … I’ve had a few …

When my regiment figures out which country is infiltrating our nation’s family courts and undermining our good citizens with unfair custody agreements and oppressive alimony payments, our response will be swift and lethal.

Person in Islamic garb watching Mr. Bean on a laptop. Captioned “He is a very cunning man”

Person in Islamic garb watching Mr Bean on a laptop saying “Allahu Akbar”

You have about two weeks to put together the best Mr. Bean routine you can muster

Can’t wait to hear their episode about their problems with Defund The Police where they smugly talk about crime rates before offhandedly mentioning exactly one time that the police have never been defunded

“Good artists copy. Great artists draw pregnant Goku.” - Pablo Picasso

The remedy for the Male Loneliness Epidemic is [REDACTED]

Been conditioning myself the past week or so by whispering “Scary [username]” when I read every post and I’m down to just one instance a night of waking up crying from nightmares

We need a John Henry of sucking dick

Outer Wilds deserves a place on this list along with any Lucas Pope game

One of my least favorite things about society tbh

Some of my favorite hobbies include browsing my supermarket’s app for exclusive coupons and stopping strangers in the supermarket to ask them if they’re using the exclusive coupons from the app

They’re not worried about the autism. They’re worried some poor kid moght end up rooting for a team like the Rockies

We're rebooting Klute. We're making a whole Klute-iverse. Audiences will come out in droves every summer to see what Klute is up to. Timmy Chalamet tapped to play Klute in Klute reboot.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

The fanwikis we'll have access to in 13-17 years will be so robust thanks to your brave efforts

Taking about 25-35 Tylenols and going absolutely apeshit at the model train store

Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.bsky.social "ohhh i hate these Als" "we should smash these robots if we see them" i see but as soon as a robot calls itself a hitchhiker, suddenly your ENTIRE CITY gets SMEARED for doing what NEEDS TO BE DONE October 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM

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Celebrating Disney's share price being 98.1% of what it was a week ago reminds me of people endzone dancing after Kissinger died peacefully at the age of a hundred. These aren't victories!

No man drinks the same cup of coffee twice. It’s not the same coffee and it’s not the same man

Hey … yeah

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
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