Bobby Biscotti

mcdonalds x cch pounder cchuarter pounder with ccheese value meal (burger) "cchuarter pounder with ccheese" (drink) "police soda" "no fries" Theres a pictue of CCH pounder as Det. Wyms from the shield on the left side and her smiling face is transparent under the rest of it.

If you take “Titan of posting” as a compliment, you gotta start over from square one

Fellas like Sluggo n me … we’re on some shit you could never be on

Enjoy your Tide-tini brother. You earned it.

Rack ‘em

Movies used to have Rachel McAdams in them

And furthermore, that their support is often in rhetoric only while they ratchet up the policies that deliver net negatives to those people. Like, you can say BLM all you want, but I saw what every D-controlled city did with their police budgets after 2020. I'm not stupid.

You should keep an airhorn on that shelf too

Oh, so a guy is just supposed to ~*~magically~*~ know the "Nazi tattoo thing" would be an issue? That having literal SS symbols permanently inked on his body would turn into a purity test for you loony leftists?

WaPo runs regular articles advising couples to “attempt conception” nine months before Prime Day

food is sometimes so goated when youre feelin that way ya feel me ?

I am sitting my ass down and learning

Having never played runescape, I’m really enjoying piecing together the mechanics and gameplay loop from your posts

Yeah Fred I think it’s great that everyone is trying their best, but that PI call was horsesh— sorry, it was a bad call

Extremely realistic depiction of the Angels because they had two (acting) MVP winners on the roster and they were still dogwater

Her life is entirely made up of Jenna Maroney cutaway gags.

It's oil brother. It's a lubricant. How could it possibly clog something?

Imagine thinking you bought a ticket to a boring ass regular season NBA game and then fucking Old Edition brings the house down at halftime

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Typing “missing woman New England” into The Search Engine, looking at the first page of results, hitting back, and correcting the query to this

Hardcore orange. Corroded orange. Falling apart orange. Rusted orange.

Schwap

Jaw absolutely clenched. Safety glasses on. Man is terrified out of his wits.

The way they’re sharing a look to say “doesn’t he already have three of these awards”

New York Times reporter watching All The President’s Men and yelling at the screen about how unfairly Nixon is being treated

That's Mikey Meatball all right

Bummed out from having a bad day at work until "El Jefe" shows up in his private jet with a 12-pack of Lime-a-ritas to kick back and watch the Knicks game together

Werner Herzog 20 minutes into a lighthearted interview:

Pete Buttigieg currently absorbing the energy of every consultant in the country to release a Ratfucking Spirit Bomb on the first candidate to say something like this

I don’t want a lot for Wallace Shawn. There is just one thing I need …

Why can’t any of these rich perverts type normally? Email inboxes looking like a Rupi Kaur book