It's my birthday today. FB notifications are the only reason anyone knows.🎉

My boy not only knows, he plays the role the team needs.

I got mine as a variety pack, but some of them are vintage heirlooms

I was about ready to scrap then realized I was thinking about Marcy Playground.

Carry on

Dangerously cute

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

me: *shaking vigorously* will we make it through the next four years

magic 8 ball: you're fucked

Hm, have you ever considered not being caught up in the petty difficulties of the material world?

The world has lost a legend today.

I was a friend of David, he showed me beauty and the bizarre.

May your stories always find the audience that needs them, Mr. Lynch.

Simple steak and orange things, but the yum is complete.

Naught but pork chops and plastic potatoes, but I made them so they are nice and food tasting.

NGL, this opening sequence to Transformers One is giving big Aladdin energy

We'll call it, 'Heir Bud'

Please help this corgi. He needs 17 cheeseburgers and 3 whole chickens or he will literally perish (so he says)

First drawing of 2025
Thrasher's big fat goblin tits 💚

Thrasher really is the best

Mmmm

At least once a week I go through each of these

I could sleep to that

Delicious

This is going to piss a lot of men off, but ignore them, too!

Meme saying I’d like separate bathrooms for MAGAs. I feel unsafe around people who are obsessed with my genitals.

They have a point.

Be aware

Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.