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unserious opinions. serious taste.

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Dear Denver,

"Love is Blind" is making y'all look TERRIBLE.

TURRIBLE.

03.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I really need to start thrifting

04.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UM HELLO, I GOT ENGAGED

04.10.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is amazing

04.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This season of Love Is Blind is actually unbearable to watch

04.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œShe got fucked over.
This system has failed her.โ€
rob love island usa season 6 confessional

โ€œShe got fucked over. This system has failed her.โ€ rob love island usa season 6 confessional

they sent HANNAH HOME??? #loveislandusa

23.06.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why are there children in Sephora?

13.06.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry but nic is fantastic love island material. a mess, noncommittal, horny, so indecisive that he's getting gigantic stress pimples...I'm entertained! #loveislandusa

09.06.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sad seeing the downfall of Twitter in real time.

09.06.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need Apple to go ahead and make an AppleRing so I donโ€™t have to give in and buy an Oura Ring

21.05.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

propaganda i wonโ€™t be falling for:
- Sonny Angels (why are there no black ones)
- Taylor Swift
- matcha
- ozempic
- overpriced skincare
- baggy jean shorts
- overconsumption
- Breezy Bowl or anything Chris Brown related
- ballet flats (hideous)
- preventative botox

20.05.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31 lessons from turning 31: stretch more, doom scroll less, love harder, cook better, and romanticize every fucking thing.

wrote it all downโ€” come read.
๐Ÿ”— open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...

20.05.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HA HAAAAA

16.05.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t lie, Social Media Week by @adweek.bsky.social was kind of a flop

16.05.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alsoโ€ฆ. Michael B. Jordan has historically never done it for me.

But something happened during #Sinners that radicalized me. I think I see it now.

21.04.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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SINNERS RECREATED IT

19.04.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 413    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Miles Caton absolutely killed it in #Sinners. What an incredible performance.

21.04.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re in our thirties now. Donโ€™t serve me no pasta sauce from a jar.

13.02.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything meant for you will find you. you cannot force something to happen if it's not yet time yet.

27.12.2024 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many cashapp scammers and bots

06.12.2024 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re really about to get TikTok out of here

06.12.2024 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t keep score in your relationships.

05.12.2024 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your anxiety is lying to you.

05.12.2024 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND DONT EVER PLAY IN ARIANA GRANDE FACE AGAIN MY GIRL WAS BORN TO PLAY GLINDA

24.11.2024 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WANT TO YAP ABOUT WICKED THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING

24.11.2024 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am not calling them skeets n yall cant make me.

19.11.2024 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

LOL @ COWBOYS FANS

19.11.2024 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best!!!!!

15.11.2024 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is the purpose of shower poles? can you โ€œdouble cleanseโ€ using shower oils and is it worth it?

14.11.2024 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PLEASE I BEG

14.11.2024 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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