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48 he/him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Floridian โ€ข gradually finding all my people (again!) โ€ข ๐Ÿ‘ฌ @downsideupart.bsky.social

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A man with a black wig, wearing a black Led Zeppelin "United States of America 1977" t-shirt, dark jeans, and black sneakers stands in what appears to be a commercial kitchen. He has a tattooed left arm and is wearing spiked bracelets on both wrists and a chain connected to his jeans.

A man with a black wig, wearing a black Led Zeppelin "United States of America 1977" t-shirt, dark jeans, and black sneakers stands in what appears to be a commercial kitchen. He has a tattooed left arm and is wearing spiked bracelets on both wrists and a chain connected to his jeans.

Will find out tomorrow whether or not I'm working on Halloween, though I likely will be. Might revive this outfit for the night.

๐ŸŽถ Where are yaoww... And I'm so sooorray...๐ŸŽถ

13.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My flu shot last month was morning, but this one... Up all night with chills and nausea, finally slept a couple hours this morning and then have just been scrolling on my phone with an upset stomach for the past 9 hours.

12.10.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my COVID shot yesterday, and it has been kicking my ass.

12.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post you from different era

10.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Happy Birthday! ๐Ÿฅณ

09.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss REAL journalists

09.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Good morning. There are jobs where itโ€™s deeply fucked up if the public is always yelling at you. Being an elected official isnโ€™t one of them

05.10.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A person stands on a railing, seemingly poised to toss a bucket of water on an electrical fire burning on a nearby pole.

A person stands on a railing, seemingly poised to toss a bucket of water on an electrical fire burning on a nearby pole.

[heaven]

darwin: *pokes angel*
angel: what?
darwin: watch this

29.09.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 302    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

What's your sign?

29.09.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Saw that one at a drive-in (with 'Annie' playing on the next screen over).

28.09.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 27.09.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 880    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Parents: Make sure you put some money aside for the future.
The future:
(โ€œMad Max: Fury Roadโ€)

Parents: Make sure you put some money aside for the future. The future: (โ€œMad Max: Fury Roadโ€)

This is so very accurate. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.09.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, after posting something edgy.

25.09.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Age yourself with a cartoon you used to watch as a kid

25.09.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 25.09.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate ๐Ÿ’‹

23.09.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5318    ๐Ÿ” 1550    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Been ages since I've seen this, but I've remember being devastated by it... I've read the book a couple of times, too, and it gets me every time.

23.09.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And setting yourself up for the even more fun game of "Now where did I put that thing that's always been right here?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.09.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope this one takes.

20.09.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2005: No MSG

2015: No gluten

2025: could somebody poison me

18.09.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*me, eating candy corn* this is fucking vile. Give me more

18.09.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yum! I love being able to do a single burger or pork chop or chicken breast without having to get out extra dishes or heat up the whole oven.

14.09.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did you make first?

14.09.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really need to finish all these books I've startedโ€”oh, look! My library hold is ready!

14.09.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An office setup in Tiana's Bayou Adventure with a typewriter and lamp on the back desk and a newspaper on a table in the foreground. The framed "Tiana's Place" illustration from the film hangs on a post on the background.

An office setup in Tiana's Bayou Adventure with a typewriter and lamp on the back desk and a newspaper on a table in the foreground. The framed "Tiana's Place" illustration from the film hangs on a post on the background.

Thought about you when taking this photo:

14.09.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman in a white shirt is standing in a doorway with #schitts creek written on the bottom right Alt: a woman in a white shirt is standing in a doorway with #schitts creek written on the bottom right. Caption: "This is the LAST thing I needed to hear today"
14.09.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think I need to watch KPop Demon Hunters again just to get something other than the Carousel of Progress song stuck in my head

14.09.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[on my deathbed] i really wish i had sat very still and not been bothered more

13.09.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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