Bucc Stone

This made my day brighter.

Whenever I get an email that some company is updating their terms of service I do a youtube thumbnail face even though there's nobody around.

The cover for the album In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by the band Neutral Milk Motel but with the head of Tom Servo from MST3K over the head of the drum headed girl

Why

Guys we gotta stop squeezin the avocados so hard at the grocery m'kay

Love it

My love language is washing all the grapes and taking each one off the bunch and putting them in a nice little bowl

Ontological. No idea. I automatically stop listening when I hear it.

Stuff and various things

My duties are to

Real.

Drawing of two hands clasping over a flower and the Portuguese phrase “NIN GUEM SOLTA A MAO DE NIN GUEM”

No one lets go of anyone’s hand.

Thank God 🙏

FROM SHAMS:

Lakers say the Mark Williams/Dalton Knecht trade has been rescinded.

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”

Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

No, I said I love you one conditionally

euphoric photo of dolphins jumping under a rainbow

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

A man pleads "QUICK! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy!" Miranda shows up in a powdered wig with a mic and raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" to the delight of the liberals surrounding him. One says "my God! he's rewritten Robert's Rules of Order as a 10 hour Hip=Hop odyssey." One point to a ground of conservatives and says "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." The conservatives start crying and embracing, a man says "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."

You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike

Senators’ phones have been ringing off the hook with nonstop calls from hospitals, police departments, volunteer firefighters, food pantries, drug treatment centers, on and on and on.

A man pops off the top of his head and eats cereal in his empty skull cavity. When he puts it back on, the head top says "don't forget to wash me, idiot." The rest of the man asks "how can you talk? you don't have a mouth."

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

I just saw Trump’s latest executive order targeting trans kids and shutting down their health care. I’m asking all of us to stand up with one voice for the trans community.

Me collecting my cast mates

A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"

Looming Threat On The Horizon They're hunting me every day. Looming threat on the horizon. Predator try and make me pray. Looming threat on the horizon. May I gain the horror's grace? Looming threat on the horizon. Now I see the d

I keep making Rap music and it keeps turning out pretty good! Happy with this new one. It samples Law and Order SVU

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Elon Musk’s alleged burner account 'Adrian Dittman' exposed after using it to defend himself on X | The Express Tribune Elon Musk faces allegations of using burner account on X with voice changer to anonymously defend his reputation.

The account reportedly used a voice changer and actively participated in X Spaces, often speaking favorably about Musk and engaging in heated exchanges with critics.
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A front page for the ages.

Merry Christmas!