Justin Dangermmmmq Kynd

3D Naked Crisco Twister:
Only for the advanced. Monkey grip highly recommended. Banned by OSHA because, no, we will not add fucking railings. Stop before reaching P. Diddy levels of lubricant. If you could drown a small animal, that's too much. Ease it back, Bob. It's Crisco, not syrup.

At no point in history have we seen precisely how incompetent the oligarchs who run this society truly are.

One of the most telling things about the American education system is that it prioritizes obedience over critical thinking.

Honestly, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about the agenda of those who control this?

"Who actually NEEDS a gallon of soda?"
"A camel preparing for interstellar travel?"

Neurotypicals design their world for neurotypicals and they treat you like a problem instead of a person when you do not fit.

Any time I can get AI to swear is a good day.

Blue ice cave! 😁

Current emotional status:

Dear Spidey, I wrote but you still ain't callin'...

I tell stories so that I can pretend that, for however briefly, the universe cares about me.

If police and cop mean the same thing can you police a feel?

Nine won Juan?

These read like stereo instructions.

It's weird when your only celebrity hookup is R.Kelley...

"Thank you for saving me, Spider Apologist!"

"Don't thank me, thank our glorious owners by whose grace all things are possible!"

Th: "You robbed every bank in town!"

H: Well... I am a criminal.

Th: "And the Ugg boots with a skirt?"

H: Don't make me repeat myself.

I just want to point out that white people have regularly given Morgan Freeman a different last name in his films, despite being the reason his last name is...

Freeman.

"But, Oh Great Forge, when I looked back at the times of my greatest pain, there was only a single set of footprints in the sand!"

"So, you're saying all of your times of greatest pain were on a beach? I'm going to recommend avoiding beaches, then. Clearly, they give you issues."

A while back I found myself posting various "<whoever> for President!" posts on people that I appreciated socials. Then I realized I just wanted some to find someone... Anyone? in government who shared my values.

Truth, Love, Justice, Kindness, Humility, Responsibility, and Respect.

It's not hard.

People ask me how I clean the ball pit. Well... it visits the downstairs bathroom.

Spotify is so RIDICULOUSLY well written! I love great technology, and it definitely counts! I am currently playing music from my tablet. The lyrics are playing on my television, and the sound is feeding through Bluetooth into my JBL PartyBox!
#Spotify #JBL

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
theonion.com/trump-releas...

Do you think they got the message?

Vibe Check Brian Hyppolite · Vibe Check · Song · 2024

This man is beyond brilliant.
#BrianHyppolite
open.spotify.com/track/7yOeX7...

The Great Phonetic Heist Pt. IV

Once, the Scots crossed into Wales.
They had no swords,
No armies or banners—
Only open mouths.
One by one,
The vowels fled,
Clinging to Scottish tongues,
Leaving Wales
In a land of silent consonants,
Where "love"
Is a sound caught in the throat.

Amusingly, I have a whole system for dealing with narcissists now, starting with documenting every word they say. Liars are not my favorite people...