Douggie Hundo

goons would show up and find Richard passed out on a couch.

the string quartet is something a 13 year old "gifted kid" would suggest for Super Bowl halftime. definitely Ben Shapiro's idea.

hes on the Steppe Horseback Warlord diet

sorry our Premier has basic services money earmarked for more corrupt casino deals and organized crime bribes.

she should be clutching a beaten straw hat like a dustbowl farmer who's begging the bank for a little more time, just to drive the point home.

Saw this guy dragging his gf by the arm at the show last week.

and deceptively heavy. every beagle ive met had the density of a neutron star

Ralphie is the biggest piece of shit.

i was dishpig at a bar n grill in hs & every wednesday they would have 15 cent wing night. the end of the night i would have to clean out the the deepfryers of this thick viscous foul goo from the 100s of wings being fried, was dark brown, almost black. the same stuff pumps thru his veins.

"I ate the worm! you said i could come to little st james if i ate the worm!"

seems like the moderate choice

More than a year in this has mostly gone as I feared, and in some ways has been worse. But there have been two contrasting surprises:

-- The speed and breadth of institutional capitulation

-- The courage, ferocity, and resolution of regular people

Our strength isn't our institutions. It's us.

sliding down those curves like its quittin' time at the quarry

10 cent wing night.

plenty of Canadians deal with these temps. Get out of the GTA

everything reminds me of her

looking forward to seeing a full grown man getting his guts sucked out of him through a pinhole

My favourite streamer does numbers in those ranges and its the sweet spot for having a normal chat too.

i wish Chris Hadfield covered what happens if you get the shits in zero-g.

It's like Christmas!

"Rapid Progress..."

Two cartoon cats, one long coated Tuxedo boy and one shorthaired Silver mackerel Tabby, are driving a grey SUV with a car full of groceries. The Tuxedo cat is working the gas and brake pedals. The silver tabby is driving, standing up on the driver seat.

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"Instacat Delivery"

good morning

no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them

true and for what its worth, i wanna make it clear i wasnt victim blaming.

Her biggest offense is she smirked at him and gave him polite sass. it made him fear for his life.

i'm excited to see what comes from this

I love your smile dimples.

"Uhhh lemme be clear...we saw you across the bar and uuh, we dug your vibe!"