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Anyone wowed by generative AI should be given a teddy ruxpin with an assortment of ted talk cassettes and a quiet place to marvel at its wisdom

oh no, i know the exact context of this simpsons frame

Mo Salah respond to a post by UEFA with: Can you tell us how he died, where, and why? The UEFA post reads: Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times

Well said, Mo Salah.

Suleiman al-Obeid was shot dead by IDF forces whilst waiting for food aid in southern Gaza.

this thread is just an argument for me to watch Daitarn 3

i love that i can reply to something with "this, too," and a whole lot of people will understand this reference to a sapphic horror light novel author interview.

quotes that could've been obscure but aren't, and that make the world a better place:

-fix your hearts or die

-this, too, is yuri

Digital art of a knight clad in black and gold armour. They hoist a pride flag in one hand and wield a sword in the other. They are stepping onto the fallen body of an angel in front of a crumbling gothic arch. Overlaid in red is the text "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"

do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty?

wanted to finish this sooner, but, welp!

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The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot

Well, when you study Middle English for a living—

Char: "I hope it's as fearsome as it looks." Zock:

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Screenshot from Brain Powerd featuring Yuu coming out of his mecha. The subtitles read, "Don't be sad forever, Brain."

if nothing else it's a really good show to get screencaps of characters talking about their Brains

Lmao

feelin' extra aro lately

if my bowstring was in any shape for it, i would make a visual pun

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

ME: oo, this job looks good! i wonder what the company d--

LINKEDIN: A THINK TANK FOCUSED ON INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY AND LIMITED GOVERNMENT AND--

ME: welp, back to looking at other listings!

\o/

but also: have you been passed out this whole time

oh, I'm so glad you had that opportunity! I'm excited to see what her perspective adds.

Alex walks down the street in summer and thinks to herself "damn, it's so hot. I wanna take my shirt off." She begins lifting her shirt up and thinks "wait... I'm hesitating. I didn't use to do this when I was a guy." She then experiences immediate euphoria and thinks to herself "my Torso is obscene!" She raises her hands toward the sky in victory and thinks again "MY TORSO IS OBSCENE!"

this book would be so much shorter if the protag turned nb and couldn't use all these gendered modifiers

WHY ALL THE QUOTATION MARKS

A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda.

This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

hoooooly shit

Got a new job inventing the algorithm-safe euphemisms. Blood is now “inside juice”.

It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit

once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them

so....vermont is the oregon of the eastern states?

honestly, i need a bigger desk, it's genuinely silly how little space i have