Chris Williams

The Phantom of the Opera has the most elite soundtrack

The little League World Series is fun to watch because I’m pretty sure there are more runs scored on wild pitches than base hits. Either way, it’s awesome to watch these kids play.

MLB grounds crew on the infield

The grounds crew is now on the field with dirt in the middle of the first inning of the Speedway Classic. What are we doing??

Speedway Classic: first MLB game to take place in a racetrack and a lake at the same time.

MLB hyping this up like it will break attendance records but half the fans aren’t there due to the pouring ran. Oof.

It’s raining so hard in the MLB Speedway Classic that batters can’t even hold onto the bat. They’ve gotta cancel this thing.

Spending the weekend laying down caulk in the shower.

Sounds more fun that it is.

One of those is just me barking through the window at them

From one overhyped mess to another

Even the demon knows it’s gone too far

My Nicki Minaj CoD skin would like to have a word…

Hey look! I’m “successful” *strictly self proclaimed* so why don’t we forget about all that stuff in the past?

Peacock (as well as other streaming services) just deciding to increase subscription prices from $7.99 to $10.99. An extra $3 a month for what in return? These companies are getting greedy as hell and pushing it as far as they think they can go.

BF6 multiplayer gameplay is actually looking solid. Even more excited for it after seeing the gameplay and hopeful they keep building on all the good stuff until release.

Yeah this looks rad!

Feel like I’m there after reading that ☕️

Uncle Sam points forward with the text "America Needs You," highlighting benefits: $50,000 signing bonus, $60,000 student loan repayment, and 25% premium pay for recruitment.

Up to $50,000 and all you have to do is commit illegal acts against hard working members of various communities.

ICE recruitment page:

Man wearing red cowboy boots

Product shot of the red cowboy boots. There are chili peppers on the boot's tops (shaft)

Close up of the chili peppers stitching.

Another shot of the guy wearing Chili's cowboy boots. He's paired them with brown pants.

"Are you wearing th—"

"The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."

I need to get a pair and a matching booth for the dining room

Living off a Costco pack of Diet Cokes

You carry around water that you got in 2016? /s

I have a 3 month old. Even 30 minutes of extra sleep is noticeable and changes the whole course of the day!

Looked at a GitHub repo we have on our team and somebody has put READMEs in almost every folder. Oh, and they all have less than 10 lines in them. Productivity 👌

The hot honey craze came outa nowhere

Congrats!!!

lol nevermind. Retake and miss

Slipping on a penalty kick and still putting it in is crazy work

26 minutes in but so far England is getting absolutely worked as far as possession, ball control, and overall form.

That Spain goal was textbook and there is plenty more of that coming if England doesn’t step up the defense.

About to ask my boss if I can spend 80% of my time at work playing golf and positing bad memes.