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ok this is cute

me when i wait to progress through an otherwise empty room because there are 6 objects highlighted on my scan visor and every single one is like "lamorn cargo vehicle (small). used for transporting cargo" [...] "lamorn cargo vehicle (large). A larger version of the larmon cargo vehicle": 😀

my favorite example of this is a mid-game area where there are 300 terminals to scan that are all like "not currently receiving power", teasing that there will be Lore when you restore power, and then each is just a slight variation on "terminal monitors/controls [FUNCTION], no longer operational"

still thinking about how bad metroid prime 4 was. the thing I'm stuck on now is how they kept the scan visor in the game, because that's the essence of the series, and made 4000 objects in every room scannable, but then each item's lore is like "heavy crate. used for transportation of big objects"

Sarah Kendzior post: "I am shadow-banned and was previously banned-banned for quoting Johnny Cash lyrics. Now I've quoted a dark TS Eliot poem and fear my Bluesky account may implode. If you like this article, please share it! Thank you"

Never before have I so profoundly understood the saying "get down off that cross, we need the wood"

you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die

BOB wanted poster ‘have you seen this man?’. Twin Peaks S02E03 - The Man Behind the Glass.

Twin Peaks: BOB wanted poster ‘have you seen this man?’.

metroid prime 4 left me feeling so bad that i had to immediately start a playthrough of pikmin 4 just to get my spirits back up. oatchi save me...

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Eve Barlow quote tweeting a Miss Rachel post that reads "Wanting kids to live isn't antisemitic" with "This is blood libel. It's that simple. If you don't understand why, you don't know the first thing about Jew hatred"

The way this woman has wholly dedicated to her life to saying shit like "When you call me Eve Fartlow and make wet fart noises with your mouth whenever I talk, you are doing a Kristalnacht to me" is wild

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves, etc

Rouxls Kaard from Deltarune in a mech like Heavily-Armored Pokey’s from the final boss fight of Earthbound. The mech has the Thrash Machine’s ducky head.

rouxls means business!

Playing Metroid prime 4 is the purest distillation of this meme that I've ever felt

A polygon article with the headline "How to save in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond" with the subhead "And what to expect from auto save"

Polygon post-acquisition by Valnet is maybe the most cooked any website has ever been. Jesus christ

Well it was originally being developed by bandai namco and after being scrapped was handled by retro studios. So I guess it's possible Nintendo turned over BN's material to retro but that feels weird to me? Who knows

I sincerely believe this is a worse game, taken as a whole, than Metroid prime hunters. Metroid prime hunters isn't good but it has a certain nostalgia factor that makes me occasionally want to revisit it. I cannot see myself replaying this game ever again

Ok that's a wrap on metroid prime 4. Can someone explain to me how a game for which development was apparently restarted from scratch can still feel this much like it was frankensteined together from 2 or more unfinished products

More like belongs in the trash!!!

Pretty much the entire back half of the game is spent with the generic cookie cutter NPCs breathing down your neck. Every enemy is a bullet sponge. Before I advanced the plot the game just told me I needed to drive around the completely empty desert to break some more Green Energy Crystals

Ok I think I might have to call it: metroid prime 4 might be bad actually

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Trump Awarded Hormel Peace Prize

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a pencil drawing of samus aran from metroid using her new psychic powers to scan a small black ant right in front of her

samus's newfound powers are capable of anything

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.

hi, media expert here! this is not funny, companies only acquire warner bros. when they're in extreme distress.

thank you peter jackson for saving my life

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Assuming there isn’t more to this than we know, it is indeed very embarrassing to see an industry obsessed with being taken seriously as an art form self censor in this way.

You need the grit if you want the pearl, dweebs. No amount of trotting out auteur film directors on stage offsets that need

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ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

a real aficionado of junk food art is comfortable with their tastes and also engages with art outside that bubble. an insecure lover of junk rages and whines at anything they perceive as more rarefied and demands culture recognize and praise their chosen slop.