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@wlodekm.bsky.social

a person who codes also i haz website wlodekm.nekoweb.org

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#googleballs

11.01.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

no, i dont

12.01.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky sucks

01.01.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PROGRAMMING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT ISN'T. YOU WORK HARD. AND HONE YOUR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. UNTIL YOU ARE IN. "THE ZONE".

NOW EXCUSE ME BEFORE I WRITE A SHITTY CODEBASE.

08.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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that one friend thats too homestuck: "this happened in homestuck"

that one friend thats too homestuck: "this happened in homestuck"

01.11.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY IS THE EDITING SO GOODDDDD

03.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not me double tapping posts to like them

29.10.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
[3 panel meme]
joy from inside out: "sorry the kid from iwbtg but i dont think you qualify as an emotion"
the kid: "this is bullshit you let karkat in"
karkat from homestuck: "I'M AUTISM, GET A MOTHERFUCKING CLUE YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT."

[3 panel meme] joy from inside out: "sorry the kid from iwbtg but i dont think you qualify as an emotion" the kid: "this is bullshit you let karkat in" karkat from homestuck: "I'M AUTISM, GET A MOTHERFUCKING CLUE YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT."

23.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh man i sure do hope i dont see just pitch black
the dastardly rose lalonde:

13.10.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the logo for the Cinnamon edition of the operating system Linux Mint. a simple two-peaked mountain shape encased in a circle outline, colored a slightly dull orange

the logo for the Cinnamon edition of the operating system Linux Mint. a simple two-peaked mountain shape encased in a circle outline, colored a slightly dull orange

the logo for the fictional company Black Mesa from the game Half-Life. a simple mesa shape encased in a circle outline, colored a vibrant orange

the logo for the fictional company Black Mesa from the game Half-Life. a simple mesa shape encased in a circle outline, colored a vibrant orange

11.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh so that was after i sent a notif nuke

10.10.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wonder who that was

10.10.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when she doesnt meow back (its OVER)

28.09.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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uh uuuh uh
(damnit shes onto me) uh fuck uhhh

04.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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None of the other apps truly get me

30.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

04.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4816    πŸ” 2300    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 68

how could i have possibly hacked you i was busy at the time

04.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how could i have possibly hacked you i was busy at the time

04.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

>open bsky
>drama
>close bsky
>still have nothing to do because girlfriend is sleeping

29.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday to yoy !!!!

29.09.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's also my birthday aswell ^o^!! not as important as the little green things but, yknow... just throwing that out there.

29.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 1

ooh double autism

29.09.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love my girlfriend so much it physically hurts dnxjbwbb wbjnaj93i2hiwhwvxbsb ajshdbdnhebfbx sjsbdndbdbd cbcbxbxxu

28.09.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i use it as emphasis
like, uh, The Place

26.09.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found it!

26.09.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

video games...

23.08.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it would, actually

24.08.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would it be funny if i posted the original comic

22.08.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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